10 things you’ll only understand if you’re a UWE student

None of your friends at other unis have these problems…

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The fact Wessex Red will ruin your life.

Why you're always late for everything

Why you’re always late for everything

Having 20 car parks, but only being able to access two of them.

But, look at all the empty spaces…

Having to try and find the ECC on the labyrinthine Frenchay campus.

Wait, where am I going?

 Getting stuck in ID card negotiations when it’s after 6pm.

Campus security are the worst

Making it to level 5 and discovering it has its own tropical climate.

These stairs…cheaper than any gym membership

Having ‘Netplus’ replaced with ‘Eduroam’. Same shit, different day.

Prepare yourselves for internet connectivity issues

Having only two cash points for 25,000+ students.

Good thing you’re never in a hurry

Being sad that the Hogwarts campus (St Matt’s) has been taken away.

You’re a wizard, ‘Arry!

Being irritated by the pointless signposts on Frenchay campus.

This is next to the car park. Why would anyone park here?

The fact that, despite all the above, we still thrash UOB.

Bristol’s best uni? No competition!