Clubbing Hell
Lessons from Bristol’s elderly on how not to party in style
Erica TomsThe Tab spent Saturday night at Reflex, a nightclub that attracts a slightly older crowd. Take note, here’s what not to do:
1. Accept drinks off strangers. This may happen…
2. Pole dance. Whatever sex you are.
3. Star in a toilet photo-shoot. We made a new friend; the lady in blue.
4. Stalk the bouncers. However much they seem to like it.
5. Make friends with the elderly.
6. Gymnastics. Yes, this is a middle-aged woman…
7. Stair-dance. However much you don’t want to go home.
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