‘We have to give away around £35 worth of coffee and food each week’
The age gaps in relationships were seriously questionable
‘If recreational drugs were tools, alcohol would be a sledgehammer’
‘They’re basically Americans, if Americans wore full football kits’
‘Don’t always go for the good-looking charmers – give a few ugly men a chance’
Literally just a list of very well-observed stereotypes
We all thought we were hard af
Even ham sandwiches were forbidden
It was a terrifying insight into the psyche of tired commuters
‘I’ll go to party after party, and chase girl after girl’