Stop everything you’re doing, we want your ‘flatcest’ confessions
It is about to get so weird
Last year, The Sussex Tab did housemate confessions, we saw people drinking each others milk and having sex in each others beds. But, what we really want to know is what flatcest really goes down at Sussex.
If you or someone you know has been bonking another housemate then you can submit here. Even if it only happened once and no one has spoken about it since, or if you find yourselves wrapped in each others warm embrace after every night out, you can still submit.
Your submissions will be 100 per cent anonymous so you can really go wild and reveal all.
Be sure to like us on facebook to see if your confession made the cut.
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