Your Sussex clubbers of the week: Pancake Day edition
You lot aren’t giving up boozing for Lent that’s for sure
Rosie BettisThis week welcomed in Shrove Tuesday, the most delicious, guilt free day of scoffing your face. As you lovely lot have (or have not) started giving up your guilty pleasures this Lent, we can confirm that it no one is giving up clubbing and excessive boozing this year.
Luckily for us, this meant this week, like every other, was filled with pancakes, a shit ton of whipped cream, messy decisions and even messier pics as proof – enjoy!
Dedication to the cause of the week
She's LOVING it
Messay
Girls winning big
Tossers of the week
You flip that pancake girl
Flip up, look sharp
"You just got pied" of the week
Ouch that gotta hurt
He's really rubbing it in x
Legend of the week
All round legend
All hail your royal clubber Queen
Live your best life x
Lads of the week
Right geezers
Bananas of the week
Who doesn't love an inflatable
VK legends of the week
Posers of the week
Oh so vogue x
Stealing the spotlight
The boys clearly wanted to be part of the action
Cutest clubbers of the week
Snoozer of the week
"Nothing's gonna hurt me with my eyes shut"
Squeeze of the week
Edgiest clubber of the week
Never seen anything more Sussex in my life
Donut'ers of the week
YUM
Wavy garms of the week
I'm not sure how this happened but I'm living for it boys
Stunners of the week
The boys are back in town
Specs of the week
Dirty bass face of the week
Turn the bass up
Messiest clubber of the week
Too late, bad decisions have been made
Girl gang of the week
Bromance of the week
Come on give us a kiss
Shades of the week
Summer couldn't come soon enough
Photo Credits:
Trash Mondays courtesy of Coalition and Inyaear
Epik Wednesday's courtesy of Pryzm
C U Next Tuesday courtesy of The Arch and Rox Promotions
Donuts photos courtesy of Patterns and Green Door Store
Mondays and Thursdays at the Haunt courtesy of Fat Pops & Secret Discotheque
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