Eliza is Sussex’s most eligible bachelorette

“Don’t take me out ‘cause I really am allergic to every-fucking-thing”.


It’s the moment you’ve all been waiting for. The votes have been counted, and we can officially reveal Sussex’s most eligible bachelorette is Eliza – congratulations!

Scoring 212 student’s hearts – amounting to twenty nine votes over Lottie, her nearest competitor – Eliza enjoyed a resounding victory. This proves once and for all that museum and chill is the true key to our hearts.

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Eliza’s unique dietary needs – “don’t take me out because I really am allergic to every-fucking-thing” – and love of the Swanborough high life – “we’ve resorted to washing our dishes with Prosecco” seals the deal for you besotted lot.