We went to Haunt and asked people their cringiest sex stories
It involves your mum
If you thought your life was cringe, spare a thought for these people.
We went to Haunt for Fat Poppadaddy’s and asked people their funniest sex stories.
Some are brilliant but others are so unfortunate they make Ebola victims seem lucky.
Bit awkward that she was fantasising over her friend.
The age old classic that’s happened to everyone and if it hasn’t happened to you, you’re probably a virgin.
Clearly trying out Kama Sutra moves out isn’t a good idea for everyone, please avoid doing this at home.
I’m sure he preferred blood from her nose and not somewhere else.
Clearly natural pheromones do not work the way they are supposed too.
Some people would probably run away when they realised three young boys were in the room but this apparently isn’t an issue for everyone.
I don’t think he quite grasped the concept of a golden shower.
Because having sex in a glass ski lift is so inconspicuous, getting caught was not a foreseeable outcome.
An impulsive night filled with far too much sucking action obviously.
When your bed looks like a scene from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre its safe to say it was not a successful night.
Every girls’ dream: a man that will sleep with her and then pee in the sink next to her head. What a Casanova.
There you have it, some of Brighton’s most scandalous sex stories exposed. Do you have a better one? Let us know.