IT’S SO FLUFFY I WANNA WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT!

1. Otters not only hold hands when they sleep to stop them drifting away from one another, they also have a special pocket built in for their favourite rock. No fake.

If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands

2. A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance. As is a group of drama students. Although we try to avoid moving in large groups for fear of attack.

RUN Frank, THE SCIENCE KIDS ARE AFTER US

3. For a very brief moment, you’ve been the youngest person on the planet.

… and the best dressed

4. Goats have accents. (Yes, I have spent the last 20 minutes saying “bleet” in as many accents as I can. Welsh is my personal favourite.)

Altogether in your best brummy now…

5. Rabbit show jumping is a thing

Come come little man, lets bounce

6. It is impossible to say the word bubbles in an angry way. But it’s really fun to imagine you all trying.

7. The blobfish is a thing.

My face. ITS MELTING.

8. Spiders can’t fly. Neither can bears. Or piranhas. Or Ed Milliband. So really there’s nothing to be scared of.

9. Siri

AKA, Lionel Richie

10. Cows produce most milk whilst listening to R.E.M’s “everybody hurts.” #CountryFactz

11. Our fingers and toes wrinkle underwater because of an evolutionary trait to increase grip when our digits are submerged. There is not a single record of the cavemen ever struggling to pick up a bar of soap in the bath.

12. Google rents goats instead of lawnmowers at their Mountain View headquarters.

13. Only 1 of the 7 members of the Mongolian navy can swim. And I really really love the idea of Naval issue armbands.

Yeah I’ll meet you in the shallow end in a minute, just got to wait for Mum to blow these up for me.

14. Before the fruit was named, the colour orange was called “yellow red.” Which is like naming a child Mumdad.

15. Students in china tie their hair to the ceiling to prevent them falling asleep whilst studying. Which rather begs the question, how tall are the boys? Or how low are the ceilings? What about when the monks don’t want to sleep? What then!?

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