Female student auctions off her virginity

Medical student puts her virginity up for bidding on the internet.

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Female student, Elizabeth Raine, is auctioning off her virginity online. Elizabeth/Lizzy/Liz is hoping to raise £250,000 by offering a 12 hour ‘date’ to the highest bidder.

Other than her arrogant self-belief in an apparent 12 hour sex stamina (not even Ron Jeremy could do the sex for that long), she elaborates on her conceited egotistical nature by claiming to not just be good looking, but to be “sensationally stunning”… Are you gonna bang doe?

Elizabeth is a 27 year old medical student, and a full time colossal thunderfuck, but she claims to be a “truly remarkable lady” and “one of the most charmed ladies to have ever lived”. You sound like a bellend mate.

When asked why she was a virgin, Elizabeth claimed “I am already in the midst of a love affair… with medicine”. What a tragically pretentious wank stain of humanity.

The Daily Mail has stated that this is a transition from “virgin to whore”, which is exactly the sort of headline Elizabeth “fuck me for 12 hours” Raine wants. Her pathetic attempt to turn this into a feminist campaign is a poorly covered up effort to make money off some poor sod who doesn’t get enough at home.

This unoriginal effort follows in the likes of Rosie Reid, who sold her virginity for £8,400, Catarina Migliorini, for an unbelievable £485,000, and Alina Percea, for a fucking computing degree.

Mrs. Raine has 34A boobies and green eyes. For a quarter of a million, I’d at least want double D’s. And I got a feeling these photos she’s put up have been more photoshopped than Ian Watkins babysitting photos.

Liz is planning on taking this shin-dig to Australia because the prostitution laws are more “relaxed” over there. But it’s okay, because she is planning on paying her tax anyway. What a fucking martyr.

To be fair, there are pro’s and cons.

You will reverse the last 100 years of feminist achievements
You make Jesus unhappy
It promotes weird creepy men with money getting whatever they want
It’s illegal
She’s admitted doing it for the ‘scandal’
It’ll distract her from her studies
What happens if she falls in love and we have to put up with another ‘Pretty Woman’-esque scenario

The bidding, which starts on April 1st has led to some conclusions that this might be an April Fools. Even if this is a prank, the whole facade is a cluttering ball of crap. Well done… you got us… twat.

Elizabeth Raine is nothing more than an attention seeking self-absorbed woman taking on an act through a means that is dominated by criminals, trafficked children, and forced drug addiction. By attributing the logic behind this decision to her private school education and ‘intelligent mind’, she undermines a slowly professionalizing business sector and offers no more than a false rationale behind an industry that is currently ravaged in crime and sorrow… And she sounds like a dick.

I wouldn’t even want to go for a pint with this idiot let alone stick my johnson in her for 12 fucking miserable hours. This Katie Hopkins copycat can do us all a favour and just do one.

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