13 things you’ll only understand if you go to Sussex Uni
You’re not alone.
Arundel is bigger on the inside
The transexual busdriver makes the 25 acceptable
You don’t know why there are glass boxes on the 2nd floor of the library
“Management get out, we know what you’re all about” & “Cuts, job losses, money for the bosses” are the most annoying lyrics since Rebecca Blacks ‘Friday’
You question why there are family flats in East Slope
Dissertation Dash is another excuse for a piss-up
The weights room in the gym has more testosterone than a fight between Danny Dyer and Arnie
The Asian community run the launderette
When you live on campus, your alarm on the weekend is whenever Brighton kick off at the Amex
Free tea & toast from the Christians until 2am every Thursday
The Co-op secret security man is no secret
You are king of hiding your drink/food from the library staff/snitches
Cocktail night always escalates
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