13 things you’ll only understand if you go to Sussex Uni

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Arundel is bigger on the inside


Oh Arundel… What are you like

The transexual busdriver makes the 25 acceptable

The wheels on the bus go round and round, round and round, round and round

You don’t know why there are glass boxes on the 2nd floor of the library

The never ending mystery of the library

“Management get out, we know what you’re all about” & “Cuts, job losses, money for the bosses” are the most annoying lyrics since Rebecca Blacks ‘Friday’

You got to admit though, it’s kind of catchy

You question why there are family flats in East Slope

This is no place to raise a child

Dissertation Dash is another excuse for a piss-up

Distertation dash, more like dissertation lash

The weights room in the gym has more testosterone than a fight between Danny Dyer and Arnie

Pump that iron big boy

The Asian community run the launderette

Is a ‘whites-only wash’ racist?

When you live on campus, your alarm on the weekend is whenever Brighton kick off at the Amex


Free tea & toast from the Christians until 2am every Thursday

8pm predrink, 11pm head into town, 1am chunder, 1.45am free tea and toast… classic Thursday

The Co-op secret security man is no secret

Master of disguise

You are king of hiding your drink/food from the library staff/snitches

Hide ya kids, hide ya wife

Cocktail night always escalates

From this…

How civilised…

To this…

WTF happened?

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