Keep your stupid feelings to yourself: The most cringe Valentine’s Day statuses
We’ve scoured the web for Facebook’s most cringe statuses
Liam EvansWhether you spend your Valentine’s Day scrolling Tinder for society’s left overs, or spend it under the covers working your way through the Kama Sutra, the lonely and the loved up feel the need to update Facebook with their social standings.
Totes adorbs
ONE D, geddit?
I like the one in the top-right
You got to wonder why some people are single
Your mum
Come on Carole, it’s Valentine’s day
Handy
I bet they’re going to have sex
I’ve seen Chris, he’s not that gorgeous
Not with that spelling…
That is so unaaaaaay
Serious fire hazard
Religious b*nter
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