Keep your stupid feelings to yourself: The most cringe Valentine’s Day statuses

We’ve scoured the web for Facebook’s most cringe statuses

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Whether you spend your Valentine’s Day scrolling Tinder for society’s left overs, or spend it under the covers working your way through the Kama Sutra, the lonely and the loved up feel the need to update Facebook with their social standings.

Totes adorbs

ONE D, geddit?

I like the one in the top-right

You got to wonder why some people are single

Your mum

Come on Carole, it’s Valentine’s day


I bet they’re going to have sex

I’ve seen Chris, he’s not that gorgeous

Not with that spelling…

That is so unaaaaaay

Serious fire hazard

Religious b*nter