Google auto-complete: Stop finishing my sentences!

Google auto-complete reveals what students are really searching.

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Google has a tendency to believe it can finish your search for you; for example if you type in “how to raise your” in the search bar, it finishes the sentence with “IQ by eating gifted children”, and if you search “do mid” it produces “do midgets have night vision”, whilst if you simply type in “I like to ta” it states “I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur”. Here is our favourite collection of university related auto-completes.

1. Because it’s a well known fact that A Level and/or geographical location results directly correlate to DIY capability.

 

2. No, studying does not make you burn calories. Unless you do Sport Science. But that absolutely does not count as studying. Sorry.

3. You have no money because you spend it all trying to acquire rights.

 

4. Well. At least we can gauge the student satisfaction in the School of English.

 

5. If you’re having to Google, then clearly not, no. Have another beer and see how you feel.

 

6. I feel like maybe if you don’t know that a medical degree is called a medical degree, you probs shouldn’t be doing a medical degree… I fear for the future of healthcare.

 

7. If anyone’s wondering the kinds of essays they’re setting in America, have a ponder about why your mummy is your hero.

 

8. Why does your tutor hate you? Because you Google things like “why does my tutor hate me.”