Overheard – Week 3: Sussex Snow Edition

This week’s Overheard finds our creeper halfway up a French Alp, surrounded by Snipers using bullshit for ammunition. When mum’s away…

“Technically all milk comes from boobs.” Overheard on the longest coach ride of my life.

“LSE: London school of idiots.” Overheard at a French Petrol Station.

“I have a double bed but there’s no space for anyone else because I own a life size ewok.” Overheard in the Hotel lobby.

“That sunset is beautiful. I want to go and find a pot of gold at the end of it.” Overheard from my balcony.

“You look so much like Binky.” “What is Binky, a teletubby?” Overheard on a Ski Lift.

“Maddy, why have you left your dick of eggs everywhere?!” Overheard in the kitchen.

“I’ll snap both your ankles then take you for a hot chocolate.” Overheard in a mountain cafe.

“It’s a horrible fact, but if I went as hard as I could, I could definitely kill a woman.” Overheard at Bar King Mad.

“I would suck milk from the udders of a French cow.” Overheard at the Supermarket.

“My ski boots are REALLY hurting.” Overheard in the Emergency Medical Centre.