What your Coventry Uni halls say about you

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From the wavy smokers in Liberty Point to the BNOCs in Callice Court – every Cov Uni hall has its type. The deposit you paid has sealed your fate and you have no choice but to become everything your halls represent, even the ugly ones.

To reveal who you truly are, read on to find out what your Coventry halls say about you:

City Village/Millennium View

They'll wear that Freshers bar crawl tee to 50% of their lectures too

They'll wear that Freshers bar crawl tee to 50% of their lectures too

DOWN IT FRESHER! No seriously – new to 2017, you literally HAVE to be a fresher to stay in these halls.

People will be able to spot you because you’re always walking around in your college leavers hoodie, desperately trying to make it to each of the six societies you signed up to (spoiler: you’re going to ditch them all by the end of the year.)

Liberty point

Well known as the edgy halls, Liberty Point is chock-full of smokers and druggos, but kind folk nonetheless. Half of them will work in FarGo Village by the time you move out.

And honestly it’s a good thing the students at Liberty Point are more partial to smoking than drinking. Good luck hosting a pre drinks with people from other halls, let alone bringing back a fellow drunk student for a one night stand,when the security guards are keeping an eagle eye on you. Don’t forget to sign your guests out by 11pm!

Singer hall

The party halls. Why, you ask? It's one of the halls with the easiest access so prime target for pre's, it's half full of wild French Erasmus students and it's less than a two minute walk away from Kasbah. Singer Hall residents will always, always be drinking Strongbow Dark Fruits and wearing some form of Adidas. It's unavoidable.

Of course you’ve gotta watch out for the security services who patrol VERY consistently – but if you just close all the windows and curtains in the kitchen you’re usually alright. However, you will boil to death.

Callice Court

The Cool Girl halls. Basically the fit older sister of Singer: a little bit more reserved, likes to go to trendy bars instead of clubs, but everyone knows her. She's a hoop earring and puffer jacket kinda gal.

You can’t walk around with a girl/guy from Callice and have them go unnoticed. Callice Court is a prime producer of fit BNOCs (big name on campus lol), it’s just a fact.

Gosford Gate

Posho, you fucking posho. While the students belonging to other halls walk past Gosford Gate and longingly stare at your warm, bright and lively common room, you cackle at the paupers and carry on playing pool.

At least you’re not catered – maybe Daddy’s wallet wouldn’t stretch that far. But to make you even more privileged a fucking Sainsbury’s was just built right next door to you. Wow.

Priory

Full of sports lads. He can be seen in his team hoodie, only ever wearing joggers or spray on skinnies on his bottom half, and he’s always carrying that god damn holdall/kit bag even if all it has in it is one notepad and a pen.

If you can’t find him at The Establishment or Empire on a Wednesday, he genuinely might be dead. That, or passed out in a distant Coventry gutter because of some kind of initiation ritual. Rumour is it he once ate a mouse.

Victoria Hall

The beautiful wallflower of Cov Halls. You’re a bit out of the way and unheard of but you’re gorgeous inside and you have 3/4 beds to boot.

It’s been heard that when a Singer Hall resident first saw the inside of a Victoria Hall flat, he sobbed.

Quadrant Hall

You’re the one that never properly settled in, aren’t you? Catered, a bit ugly and about as far away from the other halls as you can get, it’s a sad life in Quads.

The one benefit is that you’re right next to the station, which is great because you probably go home all the time anyway.