Maddest Fresher 2016: THE RESULTS
Who’s the most unhinged first year in the UK? We’ve got the answer
Freshers. Love them or hate them, you can’t deny they’re pretty fucking mental.
This week, we asked you to vote on who was the nuttiest fresher of them all – and you answered our call.
Here are the top five maddest freshers in the UK.
5: Kerra Pringles from Bristol
4: Rory Moss from Bristol
3: Bradleigh from UCL
2: Fraser Mackenzie from Aberdeen
And the maddest fresher in the whole country?
Rob Klim from UEA
UEA’s most badass fresher Rob stormed to victory with over 30 per cent of the national vote.
When we asked him about his victory, he said: “”Sorry mum, I promise I will get a first.”
The Home Office have finally granted his appeal
Being drunk in your 9am seminar is NOT the one
Learn from my mistakes please
Aka how not to fuck up this Valentine’s Day
‘A 10/10 edgy choice’
When you think you’re at London Fashion Week but really you’re just heading to Lanchester Library
‘I have a rich father’
Because what else would you spend your maintenance loan on?
Spoiler: Warwick students are really posh…
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The month where not trimming your face bush is actually for a good cause
Shots were fired as police were called to the Daventry Road store
Swiping left to avoid the Callice roadmen
They talk about politics a LOT
And no, none of them were dressed as Harley Quinn
The marking and assessment boycott was due to start on Monday
Rich, talented and successful? Will never be me
With no eliminations and not a weak queen in the batch, this is truly a celebration of drag
Kane has a huge painting of his own face, and I think that’s all I need to say
The University of Bristol has been ordered to pay £50k in damages
Too many people accidentally selling worn pants for my liking
Legendary Legend Stars want what RuPeter Badges has
I haven’t stopped crying over the deeper meaning behind Matilda
This comes after the government cut ties with the union over these allegations
Only homemade salads and tap water for me now thanks
I love this album more than I love myself
He brushes off the case in a chat with Anna, but it turns out it’s worth tens of millions
Of course Viktor Krum had a glow up 🔥
The uni’s UCU claims staff at an Australian consultancy may be used to grade student essays
‘I made a mistake… I’m listening’
I want to live in a world where Jamie Lee Curtis has hotdogs for fingers
Starting to regret my life choices
They said it was ‘company policy’ because ginger people have ‘demonic energy’
Derry Girls will never die x
Happy Wayne Rooney court drawing day, to those who celebrate