Viper launches club night just for Strathy

Update: check the date


Viper announced this morning it plans to open its welcoming arms to Strathy students with a club night exclusively for us.

The club has a rep as being the place to be for Glasgow Uni students, but not anymore. Instead, Viper has decided one uni just isn’t enough.

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The controversy doesn’t stop there as the soon-to-be-launched night will be called “Tech-y Tuesdays”.

Glasgow’s West End has long remained unchartered territory, unexplored and off limits to those from Strathclyde. Strathy students know little of the cramped arena of a Monday Night Heat and know next to nothing of a sweaty I Heart Wednesdays.

However, Viper are ending the turf war, inviting the good people of our modest “technical” university into their club.

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Sociology fresher April told us: “Maybe they were tired of tweed jacket clubbers and affected accents. They probably wanted to ground themselves as a club again.”

So if you’re from Glasgow beware, the tech are coming. Vive la Révolution.

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Before you contact Viper and complain, check the date on your calendar.