
It’s official, you said Dave Keenan has the best Snapchat game
It’s like an opinion poll
Last week we asked you to vote for who would win the union elections on their Snapchat game and here are the results.
The union elections are nearly over, but before the results are revealed, we have to find out who is the best at using Snapchat.
Overall, the clear winner is Dave Keenan with 33% of the vote

Good effort Dave
Taking the most votes between the Sports President candidates was Jess Morris with 15% of the vote, just pipping Steven Watson by one vote which shows you are ready for Round 2 with Jess even if she didn’t give us a selfie.

Unlucky Steven
The full results were:
1st- Dave Keenan- 33%
2nd- Craig Forsyth- 22%
3rd- Jess Morris- 15%
4th- Steven Watson- 14%
5th- Alex Frost- 9%
6th- Greg Mihill- 7%

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Or at least not the current one

Has Stirling’s Union President lied to us already, after promising to be ‘politically neutral’?
He has taken it upon himself to decide the SU’s stance on Trident

The car parking at Stirling University is getting beyond a joke
I’ve never paid for parking and neither should you

Police Scotland has produced a student safety guide (and it’s ridiculously patronising)
‘Be sensible about how much you drink’

Stirling University could have a water taxi link to city centre
Direct link to Fubar would be better

Research shows how to become Game of Thrones’ ‘The Mountain’
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Just a bunch of savage reviews calling Senior Year ‘predictable’ and ‘unimaginative’
It was given 27 per cent on Rotten Tomatoes looool

Lovestruck High is the most cursed dating show ever made… but I can’t look away
Someone expel Lindsay Lohan and put her out of her misery

Plan a fajita night and we’ll tell you what class of degree you’ll get
If it’s not Old El Paso then I don’t want to know

We all need to talk about Jordan from Love Island 2019’s major transformation
Vibes are being served here

Ranking all the songs on Harry’s House, from sad bops to ultimate bangers
I’ve never wanted to dance in a sushi restaurant so bad in my life

An investigation into what is *actually* going on with Florence Pugh and Will Poulter
Are they dating? I need to know

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Will I ever stop crying? No x

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And you thought Spencer Matthews was bad!

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The entire thing felt like a fever dream

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Victoria was at his sentencing yesterday

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Office for Students boss spoke at conference that featured antisemitic and racist TV show host
He also endorsed the re-election of Hungarian president Viktor Orbán

Everything the cast of Derry Girls have said about the show since it ended
I am violently sobbing rn

Petty brands and feral TikToks: Why we should all feel ashamed of the Depp v Heard case
A trial rooted in alleged domestic violence deserved more respect

‘I was like a carer’: The agonising reality of growing up with an alcoholic parent
An estimated three million people in the UK have a parent with alcohol problems

This major plot hole in Senior Year on Netflix proves how dumb the movie is
I’ve lost sleep over this

5am starts and clubbing in the day: The 13 juiciest Made in Chelsea production secrets
The show was originally called ‘The Big Smoke’ and then ‘Chelsea Girls’ loooool

Okay so what is the ‘legs and hips and body’ song all over TikTok right now?
‘This song got a Donkey Kong type beat’ 💀

Ranked: The Netflix actors who gained the most Instagram followers after their shows
I wonder why Regé-Jean Page gained so many after Bridgerton?

What is the hanger reflex challenge all over TikTok and does it *actually* work?
If you’re using a wooden hanger for this then you’re an idiot