
This week’s best dressed
Fresh off the plane from Paris
Stirling you are looking fiiiiiiine.
Jack, third year, Film and Politics
Cat, first year, Sociology and Rosie, first year, Sociology and Criminology
Nicole, first year, Criminology and Law and Maria, first year, Human Resources and Law
Douglas, second year, Psychology and Politics
Lauren, third year, Law
Jennifer, third year, Primary Teaching
Shivan, second year, Biology
Melissa, third year, Environmental sciences

Yes, Stirling’s rent prices are too high, but let’s not blame the union
Or at least not the current one

Has Stirling’s Union President lied to us already, after promising to be ‘politically neutral’?
He has taken it upon himself to decide the SU’s stance on Trident

The car parking at Stirling University is getting beyond a joke
I’ve never paid for parking and neither should you

Police Scotland has produced a student safety guide (and it’s ridiculously patronising)
‘Be sensible about how much you drink’

Stirling University could have a water taxi link to city centre
Direct link to Fubar would be better

Research shows how to become Game of Thrones’ ‘The Mountain’
Now you can conquer all of Westeros, Essos and Sothoryos

Here’s a full rundown of everything we know about the new era of Doctor Who
David Tennant and Catherine Tate were filming in Camden, I’m crying you guys

Revealed: The ‘fake’ Insta stories Coleen Rooney posted and says caught out Rebekah Vardy
The Wagatha Christie court has also heard Wayne Rooney has a private Insta called ‘Wazzaroon08’

Everything you have ever wanted to know about queen Anna Shay from Bling Empire
She’s been married four times and has a son who is a ‘cannabis enthusiast’

Christine Quinn claims Selling Sunset producers created the bribery storyline
She said they knew she was leaving The Oppenheim Group for over a year

‘I wasn’t in a pranking mood’: Amber Heard says she didn’t use Johnny Depp’s bed as a toilet
Her ex-husband’s dog allegedly had bowel problems

Here is all the evidence Nadine Coyle will make an appearance in Derry Girls
There’s been a special guest in every ep so far and people are convinced Nadine is next

Ranked: The Bling Empire cast members making the most money on Instagram
Because they definitely need more cash, right!!!

Amber Heard admits to not paying $3.5million divorce settlement she pledged to charity
In court yesterday she said: ‘I fully intend to honour all of my pledges’

Gia Gunn tweeted there was ‘zero beauty’ at DragCon LA and it’s caused Drag Race DRAMA
Farrah Moan then called Gia ‘the human embodiment of the Scream mask’

So, we finally know why Johnny Depp refused to look at Amber Heard during her testimony
He wore sunglasses while his ex-wife spoke

He came second in Eurovision 2022, but who actually is Sam Ryder?
I am respectfully asking for Sam Ryder’s hair care routine

G Flip says they first met Chrishell last year – when she was still with Jason
‘We both feel like we’ll be in each other’s life forever’

Maeva is single-handedly saving Made in Chelsea, and we don’t deserve her
Her back must really hurt from carrying this show

Only Graham Norton himself could get full marks on this Eurovision 2022 lyrics quiz
Yes, the Serbian banger does actually name-drop Meghan Markle

Give that wolf a banana and look at these 31 memes about the Eurovision 2022 final
This is a ballad free zone!!

‘So in love with her’: Julia Fox defends Amber Heard as trial enters fifth week
The actress called Johnny Depp ‘powerful’

Bling Empire cast net worths: Ranking how filthy rich the Netflix stars actually are
Anna Shay is worth a cool $600million

Just ‘get a better job’ if you’re struggling with the cost of living crisis, says Tory minister
What in the Molly-Mae Hague is going on here?

Okay so this is where the ‘I am José Mourinho’ TikTok audio is actually from
I literally call myself José Mourinho five times a day at this point