With prices going up, is quality going down?
Police have advised people to keep their back doors locked
This is a hole-y shocking event
This is not a drill
It’s not called capitalism, it’s called being a dick
I have lost 250 minutes of my time this term alone
The crushes page is awash with hundreds of longing posts for that stranger in the library, but has any ‘love’ actually blossomed from it?
Every type of person you must have met in your first few weeks on these three streets
‘It’s the kind of drink you could bring to a party but leave on the table and pretend isn’t yours.’
Pretty damn weird, tbh