Why St Andrews is the worst place in the world
I mean, just look at this dump
Aside from coming to study, there really is no reason to come to St Andrews at all.
There's no space to go outside and breathe
And when you do go outside, it's mostly just old, crumbling buildings anyway…
I mean, it's just falling to pieces
There's literally nothing to do
It's so boring here
There is really nothing special about this place
And everyone wears funny clothes
There are weird rituals designed to make you dirty
And then make you clean again
But I guess when it's not raining, this place is pretty damn fine and we wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world!