Most eligible bachelor: The Final

The wait is finally over

Just over a month after Valentines Day, and yet the singletons of St. Andrews’ are still waiting to find ‘the one’. Never fear, for we at The Tab have hand picked (well, you voted) some of the finest young men this tiny town has on offer. They’ve got it all- the looks, the charm, the wit. You’re in for a treat.

 

Oliver Dunn

Playing to stereotypes much?

Self-written bio
Hi! I’m Oliver. I play national under-21s rugby and have done since the age of 16 as a prop. I spent my gap year teaching English and confidence skills to underprivileged orphanised children on a small island off Italy called Sicily. I love St Andrews – such a cute and cosy town. I love SD and Anthropology but my degree is History.

Life motto?
Work hard, play harder.

Three words to describe yourself
Love to party!

Who’d play you in a film of your life?
Ryan Gosling (I f*cking love La La Land)

Dervish or Empire?
Guys it’s gotta be courtyard!

MaBelles or Vic?
*Ma Bells

Kingdom or Capital?
Tay FM all the way baby

Working hard or hardly working?
Working out 😉

 

Egon Persak

Mr Grey will see you now

Self-written bio

Mostly prevarications and vacuous circumlocutions that I would rather spare. Divorcee

Life motto?

“Rules are for the guidance of wise men and the obedience of fools”

Three words to describe yourself

Courage, Decency, Antithesis

Who’d play you in a film of your life?

Joaquim Phoenix

Dervish or Empire?

Leftover Courtyard

MaBelles or Vic?

The Wax Collective

Kingdom or Capital?

Capital is the root of all evil and evil is the cause of all prosperity

Working hard or hardly working?

Hardly working to pretend I’m working hard

 

Ax CH

She is beauty, she is grace, she is Miss United States (and no you can’t vote for the dogs)

Self-written bio:

From a southern boy to a southern gentleman

Life motto?

Ax it to the max!

Three words to describe yourself

Call me daddy

Who’d play you in a film of your life?

John Stamos

Dervish or Empire?

Empire

MaBelles or Vic?

Vic

Kingdom or Capital?

Kingdom

Working hard or hardly working?

Working hard

 

Jonny Sinclair

Aw Sunday lunch with Granny

Self-written bio

Chilled guy with a dry sense of humour who comes alive for the right girl.

Life motto?

“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.” – Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Three words to describe yourself

Dedicated, adaptable, thoughtful. Oh wait crap that’s for an internship application.

Who’d play you in a film of your life?

Tom Hiddleston. He’s a smooth, cool customer who can turn on the charm.

Dervish or Empire?

Empire by choice but I’m usually happy to follow. I’m not really going to taste the difference at 3am anyway.

MaBelles or Vic?

Vic because it’s actually possible to move around in there and you don’t leave covered in other people’s sweat. 2-for-1 burgers is an added bonus.

Kingdom or Capital?

As lovely as St. Andrews is, gotta go with my hometown on this one – Capital.

Working hard or hardly working?

Working hard but I can’t say no to a good sesh.

 

Henry Leather

Yea Boi

Self-written bio:

Third year maths student, qualified ski instructor and all round heart throb. Being male sports rep is my passion, my raison d’etre. Seeing the crushed faces of other halls as I lead Albany to victory fills my heart with joy. Also a big fan of the grime genre, I can’t sleep at night unless I’ve got the Godfather of grime, Wiley, playing through my speakers.

Life motto?

‘Cambridge does not define me’

Three words to describe yourself

Male sports rep

Who’d play you in a film of your life?

Vinnie Jones

Dervish or Empire?

Dervish

MaBelles or Vic?

Albany Park Portakabin

Kingdom or Capital?

Kingdom

Working hard or hardly working?

Working hard on winning hall sports

St. Andrews’ finest single men await your vote. Who will come out victorious? It’s time to decide.

 

 

 

 

 

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