Drunk mob roll hay bale into lake

‘It was a drunken prank taken too far’


An unruly group of mates drunkenly stumbled across a gang of thieves trying to heave a hay bale home last Saturday.

And they decided it would be rude not to help out.

The mob mentality drove the field-robbers to roll the hay bale to the DRA, plotting where they would deposit their stash.

They eventually decided to send it for a swim in the local pond.

But the perps have since admitted “it was just a drunken prank taken too far” and paid damages.

And of course the uni doesn’t support the students’ extra-curricular activity: “We expect students to respect our neighbours and our environment. This behaviour is deeply disappointing and we ask that the students involved report themselves to the Wardennial team, to take responsibility for the damage and make the necessary apologies.”

Some of the hay hooligans have been caught from CCTV, and mummy and daddy are happy to bale them out.

The rest remain at large.