The Standtorialist: DONT WALK
What’s hot and what was not at DW…
DONT WALK broke all boundaries this year: new venue, new charities and new outfits. Black was the new black, with everyone donning their finest accessories to stand out from the crowd, whilst guys went for blazers and ties with the occasional twist. Fashion made an impact both on and off the catwalk.
Barbara
Favourite designer: Alexander McQueen
Working white amongst a sea of black
Ruoy
Favourite designer: Tom Ford or McQueen, but not with Sarah Burton at the helm.
His ponyskin vest was actually from McQueen #diva
Sahaj
Favourite designer: McQueen or Chanel
A great jacket to spice up the black
Kitty
Favourite designer: Chanel
Sheer panels and black, what else?
Ian
Favourite designer: Hermes, dahling
Dani
Favourite designer: Acne
Velvet jumpsuit. Nuff said
Ted
Favourite designer: Karl Lagerfeld
‘Immy! Immy! Take my photo’
Images courtesy of Immy Guest
Hydro Flask
Emily Smith
Student fined £1,000 after pouring vodka in flatmate’s eyes and setting fire to her room
He also chased her around their flat with a knife
Leaked email reveals St Andrews University will ban all applications from English students
Phoebe KowhaiThe ban is already in place with all prospective students from England to have their offers revoked
Student terrorised flatmate by chasing her with a knife and pouring vodka in her eyes
The ‘unhinged’ St Andrews student also set fire to his flatmate’s room
Eggs thrown at Jewish students and Star of David ripped from neck in attacks at St Andrews
One student said: ‘It’s worrying. I think a lot of Jewish students don’t really feel supported through this’
RAAC: The first instances of dangerous concrete have been identified at these UK universities
St Andrews Student Union Club will be closed for Freshers’ Week
Prospective St Andrew’s University student killed by his uncle in knife attack
Francesca Eke21-year-old William Fraser suffered 20 stab wounds
St Andrews student went to A&E with headache told he had ‘tennis ball’ sized brain tumour
Rhudi Baume-Kennedy has made a recovery after undergoing multiple surgeries
Will and Kate are hosting an exclusive viewing party of The Crown for St Andrews students
A student from each course at the university will be chosen at random
Omg, filming for the new season of The Crown is happening right now on St Andrews’ campus
75 per cent of my personality trait is being able to say I’m mature enough to watch The Crown x
Over 10,000 Scottish students denied university accommodation each year
Ollie Lewis‘There must be no repeat of the chaotic scenes that we saw in the autumn’
Put it in your diary: Here are the dates for the 18 days of strikes at University of St Andrews
There’s no point even getting out of bed this term
Confirmed: The first day of strike action at University of St Andrews is in two weeks time
Strikes will begin on February 1st
University of St Andrews staff set to strike for 18 days before Easter
Over 70,000 staff at 150 universities will be striking
St Andrews student called ‘fashion God’ after wearing a bucket hat on University Challenge
Get him to Paris Fashion Week right now
Three St Andrews students have lost £12k total in accommodation scams
Izzy SchifanoStudents have reportedly been conned into paying deposits for housing that doesn’t exist
St Andrews University staff to go on strike for three days this month
Lecturers at every UK uni will be striking
University of St Andrews ranks best in the country in new university league table
Palmer SperauSorry Oxbridge, St Andrews takes the cake this year
All the cosmetic surgery the MAFS UK 2024 cast have had done and how much it cost them
Ellie RingFrom veneers to liposuction, they’ve had a wide range of procedures
Plan a day at uni and we’ll tell you which course you should actually be studying
Mia BladonMaybe business studies wasn’t the best idea x
The Substance is a wild film, but the only thing wilder are these memes about it
Harrison Brocklehurst‘Demi Moore’s coat in The Substance is the best performance of a coat since JLo’s in Hustlers’
Inside the busy life of MAFS UK contestant and high-achieving girl boss Hannah Norburn
Claudia CoxShe’s sure packed a lot in at the age of 33
I’m rooting for them! All the MAFS UK 2024 couples who have hinted they’re still together
Kieran and Kristina you have my heart
‘I’ve heard it’: Charli XCX says she was too late to warn Lorde of the Brat song about her
‘I was ready for her to never speak to me again’
Stephen from Love Is Blind shares photos of him and Monica after cheating messages leaked
Sofia AiraHe’s entering his ‘villain arc’
Tyler might have told Ashley he has kids on Love Is Blind but there’s a lot more to it all
According to TikTok he ‘scrubbed them’ from his socials before going on the show
People are dragging Pamela Bozanich for ‘disgusting’ comments in Menendez Netflix doc
Hayley SoenShe’s been called a ‘bitter’ and ‘horrible’ person
From Met Galas to Muppets coats: A detailed ranking of Lady Gaga’s weirdest ever moments
I should try summoning swarms of flies to vanquish my enemies
Piers Morgan forced to apologise to Beyoncé and Jay-Z after airing false allegations
Lawyers demanded Jaguar Wright interview was pulled after she claimed Jay-Z and Beyoncé were ‘monsters’
This major MAFS UK editing error proves the weddings are completely staged by producers
What’s even real at this point?
Monica from Love Is Blind defends Leo’s behaviour on the show after ‘gaslighting’ Hannah
She had a very thoughtful perspective on the ex-contestant
Apparently one of the grooms has had THREE ‘serious girlfriends’ since leaving MAFS UK?!
Supposedly it’s ‘not someone we’d necessarily expect’ and I’m stressed
Love Is Blind couple QUIT show after cheating ‘dirty kinks’ texts to another woman exposed
The texts were apparently ‘filled with fetishes and c**ing’
These are officially the easiest subjects to get into Oxbridge for in 2024
Is it too late to learn German on Duolingo?
Charli XCX explains why she got Matty Healy on the I Might Say Something Stupid remix
‘I have huge amount of respect for him as a person – but sometimes want to strangle him’
Hannah admits she broke down in tears seconds before MAFS wedding and wanted to quit show
‘I genuinely didn’t think I could go through with it’
Kanye West and Bianca Censori allegedly split after ‘humiliation kink’ concerns from family
The insider claimed Bianca’s family ‘voiced concerns about the way she was dressing in public’
MAFS UK to be rocked by huge alleged cheating scandal involving one of the new couples
Apparently the whole thing will play out in the next couple of weeks?!