Blind Date: Seal F**ker and the Scot

This week we introduced first year Modern History student Julian Grant to first year Art Historian Robyn Wolsey. Robyn describes herself as a “rare indigenous Scot” and enjoys warbling to Simon and Garfunkel in the shower, whereas Julian (known by his Ultimate Frisbee team as “Seal F**ker”) has an unusual love of Dundee (yes, we know) and is often found guzzling Whey Pat nachos.

Robyn on Julian

Pre-date, what were you looking for?

A bronzed Greek Adonis ready to sweep me off my startled but eager feet. If that failed, good conversation and delicious food.

First impressions?

Gah! He’s American! But damn, that is a lovely smile.

Were there any awkward moments?

It turns out that I had a relatively low button of my blouse undone for about half the date. Obviously he was too much of a gentleman to mention this.

What was the most interesting thing that you learned about your date?

Julian is the first person (and an American, at that) I have met in St Andrews who also speaks Gaelic! That, and his nickname (bestowed upon him by the Ultimate Frisbee team) is Seal Fucker. That one threw me. Also, we’d both love to WWOOF…

Would you introduce your date to your friends?

Sure! Apart from being a Celtic supporter, he was extremely presentable. But, to be honest, this being St Andrews, he’s probably met all of my friends already.

Would you see your date again?

I wouldn’t say no to a friendly coffee.

Rate your evening out of a ten.

A solid 8/10. Great chat, lovely food, and a similar sense of humour — my opinion of Americans has improved wonderfully.

Julian on Robyn

Pre-date, what were you hoping for?

At worst, free food and wine (a nice vacation from John Burnett food). At best, embarking on a magical journey of mutual understanding and undying love. 

First impressions?

Robyn was lovely and very engaging.

Any interesting coversation topics?

A healthy balance of the high-minded — academics, family histories, travel — and the lowbrow — the Lizard, alcoholism, and Dundee.

What was the most interesting thing that you learned about your date?

I was surprised to learn, about halfway through the meal, that I had been conversing amicably with a Rangers fan. But more seriously, I was definitely impressed with her stories of living in Italy.

Did you go on somewhere after the date…?

Unfortunately not — we both had plans. I had a friend’s birthday party, which, in hungover retrospect, probably wasn’t a good decision.

Did you enjoy yourself? What was the Oakrooms like?

I’d expected much more verbal clumsiness and awkward silences, but the conversation came easily and I did indeed end up enjoying myself — also, I got the rare opportunity to deploy my Gaelic. The Oakrooms was wonderful — great service, food on a slate (automatically tastes better), and a nice atmosphere.

Rate your evening out of a ten.

A resounding 8/10.

Editors Note: We would like to add that the nickname “Seal F**ker” is a joke, and that Mr. Grant does not in fact engage in zoophilia. At least, not to our knowledge.

As always, The Stand would like to thank Ogstons on North Street for the delicious meals and great venue. To book a table, call 01334473387 or e-mail [email protected] for a scrumptious menu and welcoming atmosphere.

photos courtesy of: Teresa Barros-Bailey