Champagning: It’s a thing
The lads have done it. Recently, The Stand received information about the new fad taking over the salmon-trousered demographic of our university, ‘porting’, whereby students pour the age-old St Andrews […]
surajThe lads have done it.
Recently, The Stand received information about the new fad taking over the salmon-trousered demographic of our university, ‘porting’, whereby students pour the age-old St Andrews debating drink over themselves. However, after investigating, we soon discovered that a different kind of tradition had formed itself. It’s called ‘trust funding’.
St Andrews has taken the latest student craze of milking, and added its own special touch. Champagne.
Wills and Kate who? Say what, academic excellence? Raisin Shmaisin! A legacy has arrived and it sure is bubbly….
Emily Smith
Student fined £1,000 after pouring vodka in flatmate’s eyes and setting fire to her room
He also chased her around their flat with a knife
Leaked email reveals St Andrews University will ban all applications from English students
Phoebe KowhaiThe ban is already in place with all prospective students from England to have their offers revoked
Student terrorised flatmate by chasing her with a knife and pouring vodka in her eyes
The ‘unhinged’ St Andrews student also set fire to his flatmate’s room
Eggs thrown at Jewish students and Star of David ripped from neck in attacks at St Andrews
One student said: ‘It’s worrying. I think a lot of Jewish students don’t really feel supported through this’
RAAC: The first instances of dangerous concrete have been identified at these UK universities
St Andrews Student Union Club will be closed for Freshers’ Week
Prospective St Andrew’s University student killed by his uncle in knife attack
Francesca Eke21-year-old William Fraser suffered 20 stab wounds
St Andrews student went to A&E with headache told he had ‘tennis ball’ sized brain tumour
Rhudi Baume-Kennedy has made a recovery after undergoing multiple surgeries
Will and Kate are hosting an exclusive viewing party of The Crown for St Andrews students
A student from each course at the university will be chosen at random
Omg, filming for the new season of The Crown is happening right now on St Andrews’ campus
75 per cent of my personality trait is being able to say I’m mature enough to watch The Crown x
Over 10,000 Scottish students denied university accommodation each year
Ollie Lewis‘There must be no repeat of the chaotic scenes that we saw in the autumn’
Put it in your diary: Here are the dates for the 18 days of strikes at University of St Andrews
There’s no point even getting out of bed this term
Confirmed: The first day of strike action at University of St Andrews is in two weeks time
Strikes will begin on February 1st
University of St Andrews staff set to strike for 18 days before Easter
Over 70,000 staff at 150 universities will be striking
St Andrews student called ‘fashion God’ after wearing a bucket hat on University Challenge
Get him to Paris Fashion Week right now
Three St Andrews students have lost £12k total in accommodation scams
Izzy SchifanoStudents have reportedly been conned into paying deposits for housing that doesn’t exist
St Andrews University staff to go on strike for three days this month
Lecturers at every UK uni will be striking
University of St Andrews ranks best in the country in new university league table
Palmer SperauSorry Oxbridge, St Andrews takes the cake this year
Here’s where else to watch the Outer Banks cast while you wait patiently for season four
Filling the major Pogue shaped hole in my life rn
Everything Natalie and Collins have been up to since their disastrous time on MAFS Australia
Harrison BrocklehurstIf I had to hear about Collins discussing OnlyFans, you do too
Everything Richard Gadd has said about Jessica Gunning’s captivating Baby Reindeer performance
‘It lived and died on Martha and we couldn’t have been luckier’
Okay, so what happens next in the Ellie and Jono cheating saga on MAFS Australia 2024?
Ellie RingJono becomes public enemy number one
The 10 best songs on Taylor Swift’s The Tortured Poets Department, according to streams
Justice for So High School!!!
Jess reveals she and Callum ‘no longer speak’ after he did something ‘unforgiveable’ to her
‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
Hi Barbie! Meet the student who has written her entire dissertation on the Barbie movie
Not her supervisor’s name being Ken!
Holidays and moving in together: Inside Tom and Molly’s adorable post Love Island life
They’re actually too wholesome
Baby Reindeer’s Jessica Gunning has spoken out about people trying to find the real Martha
‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
‘Taylor Swift pub’ The Black Dog staff have spoken out about chaotic week mobbed by Swifties
‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
Kim Kardashian is ‘over’ Taylor Swift feud and ‘thinks Taylor should move on’ after new song
Taylor’s new album features a song called ‘thanK you aIMee’ which is believed to be a massive dig at Kim
From tattoos to moving in together: What are Tori and Jack up to after MAFS Australia 2024?
They’re in their own little bubble
More lies Jack from MAFS Australia has been telling his ex have surfaced and it’s chaos
‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Ben slams Ellie for being ‘vindictive’ on MAFS and claims she’s with Jono for ‘publicity’
‘She always played the victim’
Cast member Ben claims MAFS Australia 2024 producers mocked and ‘criticised’ his ADHD
‘I didn’t sign up to be taken advantage of through my mental health’
A look inside the wholesome life of Jessica Gunning who carried Baby Reindeer as Martha
I can’t believe she’s not actually Scottish
No ifs, no buts: These are the absolute WORST episodes of Black Mirror ever
Black Mirror episode idea: Me being forced to watch these on loop