The Valentine’s cards every Soton student wants to get from their admirers
With these you’re absolutely guaranteed to secure a bae
Izzy SchifanoSo. It's Valentine's Day. Maybe you're with your bae, gazing longingly into each other's eyes over a romantic dinner. Or, more realistically, today you are the most single you've ever been, and will be spending V-Day downing wine and crying about that boy who shagged and then proceeded to ghost you last month.
Whatever you're doing today, here are some Soton-themed cards to send to your Vals, your pals, your Tinder matches, and random people you've got with in Jesters. These cards are all guaranteed to end in a date, so you're welcome:
The purest love in the whole wide world
The most romantic poem you'll ever receive
Can't go wrong with some cheesy chips
For your library bae
A true hero x
Ready for a V-Day spoon?
😉
I would do this for NO ONE
Who could possibly say no to this??
Ur love is a drug
How sweet x
Tickle my Jesticles?
For my soulmate xxx
To inject a bit of culture into the mix
If you know, you know
Brb sending this to every fuck boy I've ever met
It's never-ending, baby
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