Dani Dyer tweeted about how ‘beautiful’ Soton is and we’re confused
She’s clearly not in Portswood
Yesterday, two mad things happened: Dani Dyer came to Southampton, and she said the city was "so beautiful" she wants to come on holiday here.
I love Southampton and where I’m staying it’s so beautiful ??? I would come here for a holiday
— Dani Dyer (@Dani_MasDyer) December 4, 2019
Dani, are u okay hun???
Understandably, the people of Soton were very confused because, well, it's Southampton. Here's what everyone had to say:
Southampton is pretty much the opposite of "beautiful"
You here for the litter festival? We have it 52 weeks a year.
— Steve (@Heutagogy) December 4, 2019
I’m yet to see this beautiful place
— Ellen Baker (@EllenBakerr26) December 4, 2019
funniest thing I’ve read in time ??
— Micaella Horton (@Micaellaa_xox) December 4, 2019
Why would anyone willingly come here, let alone for a holiday?
Would be the worst holiday everrrr ?
— chaarrlieee (@CharlieeMackeyy) December 4, 2019
You must have a lot of spare time to want to come to Southampton on holiday. No offence Southampton
— Steve Mitchell (@smacksboatjoy) December 5, 2019
Where is she???
Dani is clearly nowhere near Portswood https://t.co/LxYnPuZzFK
— Soton Tab (@SotonTab) December 4, 2019
Cant be saying that about Southampton Hampshire… it's just a sea of roadworks, misery and gridlock
— Dannii Norman (@DanniiNorman) December 4, 2019
In today’s news, Dani dyer has been kidnapped and is trying to tell people without alerting the kidnappers https://t.co/DVhJbsXaRz
— Howesie ?? (@How3s99) December 5, 2019
Why is Dani Dyer in Southampton?
Love Island 2018 winner Dani is in Southampton because she's currently playing Polly Parker in the UK tour of Nativity! The Musical, a musical based on the Christmas film (you know, the one with bangers like "Things are really cool in Nazareth").
She was in the musical in 2018, alongside her dad Danny Dyer, and Dani's back getting that bread again this year.
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Don’t miss the magic this Christmas! ??? @nativityuk has 7 more performances at the @mayflower_theatre before we bring the sparkle and shine to the @eventimapollo London! Check the link in our bio to BOOK NOW ???? #nativitythemusical #nativity #london #magic #theatre #news
The show is at The Mayflower Theatre from 3-7 December, so you've still got time to grab tickets if you want to see Dani in the flesh – or you never know, you might find her in West Quay, Manzils or Hartley, enjoying Southampton's rich and "beautiful" culture to the max.
What else is Dani Dyer doing in Southampton?
Dani posted this on her Instagram story yesterday morning of her at HarBar on the 6th – a rooftop bar at Southampton Harbour Hotel.
This means she's likely either staying here or somewhere else in Ocean Village. Her calling Soton "beautiful" makes a bit more sense now, as realistically this is the only place in Southampton with minimal rats.
Dani hasn't been posting much else on her social media accounts. We slid into her DM's to see what she's been up to around Southampton but she hasn't replied. Tragic.