Couple caught mid-handjob on Jesters dance floor last night

Nothing like ‘Come on Eileen’ to get you in the mood


At 1:20am, a video was sent to The Soton Tab Instagram (check our story to watch) of a guy getting a cheeky handjob on Jester's dance floor last night.

The video shows the two passionately kissing. The guy's hands are down the girl's trousers and the girl's hand is moving frantically up and down in the guy's pants.

The song playing in the background is a Jester's classic: "Come on Eileen" (hardly the sexiest song, but hey). Over the music, the DJ can be heard shouting: "Ladies, who wants to get naked? They sure look busy." People are whistling – suggesting the couple knew everyone was watching and they simply didn't care. Amen!

Just two days ago, a post sent to Crushampton said: "1000 reacts and I propose to my girlfriend in Jesters". The post got over 1.2K so maybe this magic moment was post-proposal?

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One student who saw the event told us: "They were at it for like 15 mins, on the dance floor, right in front of the bouncers." Even the bouncers didn't give a shit.

Firstly, we'd like to say well done. I don't know many people who can go to Jesters, awarded one of the worst clubs in the UK, and manage to get that horny they can't even wait to get home. Also, handjobs are difficult at the best of times, let alone in the middle of a dance floor.

If this is you, please message The Soton Tab Facebook, we have so many questions: Was it a one night thing? What got you guys so hot? Are you now an item?!

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