Gather round boys and girls, for I have a tale to tell, but first it’s the Clubbers of the Week!
We’re back… did you make it?
Bean UrquhartThree weeks into term means a few things: freshers are bed-ridden with freshers' flu; second years are mid-breakdown coming to terms with the reality that this year actually counts; and third years are so overwhelmed with deadlines and dissertations that they're slowly going insane.
One thing all three groups of students do have in common, however, is looking forward to the next opportunity when they can get very drunk, drown their sorrows and spend a night posing for club photos that they will definitely regret the next morning.
To make everyone's lives a bit easier, we thought we'd find the funniest/cringiest/most tragic club pics we could and post them on the internet. You're welcome x
Unay legend of the week
Runners up
Angry clubber of the week
Runners up
Youngest clubbers of the week
Most uncomfortable photo of the week
Runners up
Waviest shirts of the week
Runners up
In love DJ of the week
Bantaar DJ of the week
Cocktail sausage DJ of the week?
Cutest couple of the week
Runners up
Ghost clubber of the week (left)
Runner up
WTF of the week
Shyest clubbers of the week
Coldest clubber of the week
Runner up
Who loves Quad Vods? We love Quad Vods!!
How many Quad Vods????
"Your hair smells really good" clubber of the week
Runners up
Funniest clubber of the week
Runner up
This is my jam guurrl
Runner up
Smallest drink of the week (or largest man of the week?)
Tongues of the week
Runners up
Hand of the week
Foot of the week
Blinded by the light clubber of the week
Loneliest girl of the week
Runner up
Meet loneliest boy of the week
Runner up
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