32 things you can do instead of your assignment
Because actually doing your work is for losers
1. Tidy your bedroom
2. Make some TASTY food
Treat yourself to the meal that you deserve
3. Take the bins out
Because no one else will bloody do it, will they?
4. Put a wash on
5. Watch an entire series on Netflix
That's a REAL achievement
6. Memes
7. Try to lick your elbow
8. Paint your nails
9. Try on all the clothes you never wear
10. Try on the all the shoes that you never wear
11. Try on all the shoes and all clothes that you never wear at the same time
12. Have a go at a really difficult looking makeup tutorial
13. Practice writing your signature
14. Look at yourself in the mirror for, like, a really, really long time
15. Stalk someone on Instagram
16. Just be really annoying
17. Pretend that you're a beauty guru doing a daily vlog
So, like, today guys, I'm just planning on having a really chill day, getting some work done – y'know…
18. Lie on the floor for a little bit
19. Take a picture of yourself with every single snapchat filter
20. Go for a walk
21. Have a fake argument in your head
Bonus points if you win
22. Stare purposelessly into space
23. Recount every embarrassing thing you've ever done in extreme detail
Not quite as painful as referencing!
24. Watch a tonne of conspiracy videos on YouTube
25. Pretend you're being interviewed on The Graham Norton Show
You've gotta be prepared for when that day inevitably comes
26. Rearrange all the posters and pictures that you have up in your bedroom
27. Have a little dance by yourself
28. Make a quality 'concentration' playlist on Spotify
29. Take a nap
30. Try to contour your stomach so it looks like you have abs
A valuable skill
31.Get Drunk
32. Cry
Sometimes you've just gotta