Every question you get asked being from Ascot or Windsor
No, we do not know the Queen
Is your house big?
Not every house in Ascot and Windsor is a mansion.
Do you go to private school?
There's five in Ascot alone…they're hard to avoid.
Have you met the Queen?
Despite being neighbours, she's never in! I think she prefers Buckingham Palace.
Do you own a horse?
No, just because we live near Ascot racecourse does not mean we own a £40,000 racehorse that we enter in Royal Ascot. We only get ponies for Christmas.
Are you rich then?
No, I spent my trust fund.
Are you a conservative?
Does it matter?
Do you go to Royal Ascot?
Probably, along with 300,000 other people. Although, the population of Ascot and Windsor is 224,023…
What do your parents do?
Last time I checked they weren't Doctors or Politicians.