An ode to Portswood
It’s just the best
Deliveroo
This seemed like the best news in the world until you realise you can't. afford. anything.
Charlie's Bargain Booze
This little gem was certainly a pleasant surprise for everyone! Charlie's £10.99 vodka is probably Southampton's most purchased item, even though it tastes like shit.
Open for 14 hours a day, it is the perfect pitstop just before pres, house parties or walking to the club to get the necessities. From cigs and K cider to gum and a 6-pack of water – depending on where the night takes you.
Coffee #1
Cheaper than Starbucks and Costa coffee, they also serve a variety of juices and smoothies to make you feel that bit better about yourself after the rainbow of quadvods you absorbed the night before.
7 Bone Burger
The perfect hangover cure to make you feel even worse about yourself after a rainbow of quadvods.
The walk to Sobar/Jesters
Nights out are suddenly cheaper, scenic and FUCKING FREEZING.
The random hair salon that looks like it's been here since the 80's.
And the same old lady in there every morning getting her hair permed.
Trago Lounge
The place to go when you wake up feeling a bit classy and deluded enough to believe you can afford "brunch".
It's unattractive, reasonably unsafe and we LOVE it.