Everything you will need in every club in Southampton
Well all the best ones anyway
Charlie SheppardWe really know how to party in Southampton, and we've got a club for every night of the week. Here are a few things you need for each of the best clubs we all know and love.
Jesters
Dirty shoes
A jesticle
£10 or less Jesters is easily the cheapest night out in Southampton
Top off for when Baywatch comes on so a nice (ish) bra for the girls
A friend to go in the twobicle with
The infamous twobicle
Sobar
Quadvod
Not particularly nice clothes for when said quadvod inevitably spills on you
Cigarette (Sobar has the best smoking area)
Bruises from when you fall down the stairs
Pee all over your legs when you can't wait for that enormous queue
Best smoking area in Southampton
Oceana
Ciroc
Heels
ID is essential in every Southampton club, but especially Occies because it gets scanned
No signal
Maccie Ds
Booth (optional)
The main room in Oceana
Popworld
Jagerbombs
Jagerbombs
More jagerbombs
Lyrics for all the cheesy songs from all your school discos
All your flatmates popworld is always a big night out
Your best dance moves for on the pole
Switch
More money than normal (especially if you are going on a Saturday or an event night)
Subway after
Some random inflatable animal
Sunglasses for all the laser lights
Tolerance for people who are high (we all know people drop at Switch)
The lasers in Switch are mad
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