What is your weirdest impulse buy?
We’ve all bought ourselves a treat at 3am on Amazon.
Jacob, Music, Third Year – “A £2,000 guitar… I didn’t even go in the shop to buy one”
Elena, English Language, Masters – “A pair of beautiful shoes, cost me $190 and I never wear them!”
Tom, Oceanography, Masters – “I wanted to go off-roading, so when I was in Dubai I went and purchased an SUV”
Irinie, Economic, Third Year – “I can never resist apple crumble”
Poppy, History, Third Year – “Holidays, I’ve been on six this year!”
Tim, English, Third Year – “A tonne of vinyl records, sometimes £200 worth a time”
Moss, Economics, Second Year – “This Macbook Pro”
Laura, Psychology, Third Year – “I love sewing, I buy hundreds of knitting needles I don’t need”
Sophie, Biochemistry, Second Year – “Lots of over-priced shoes”
Charlie, Biomed, Third Year – “Standard really, too many clothes!”
Christian, Aeronautics, First Year – “Another PS4, we had one in our halls but I wanted another one!”
Tina, Biomed, First Year – “A box of assorted animals bones… I collect strange things”
Hydro Flask
Southampton University bans Stanley cups in lectures after damage caused by leakages
Francesca EkeStudents carrying the cups will be asked to leave them outside lecture halls inside a ‘Stanley holding pen’
Russell Group student stalked lecturer and booked registry office for their imaginary wedding
Emily SmithHe also printed out pictures of her six year old son and called himself her ‘husband’ and ‘dear slave’
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Get your diaries out: These are all the upcoming Southampton Uni strike dates in one place
Staff are going on strike for 18 days in the next two months
Izzy Schifano
Southampton Uni fire which saw students evacuated from the area was caused by a ‘chiller unit’
Smoke spread across three floors of the uni building
Southampton Uni promises to read out grads’ names and shake their hand at graduation
Students resorted to shaking each other’s hands in the summer ceremonies at St Mary’s
Confirmed: Southampton Uni staff are going on strike for three days this month
The UCU say strikes could continue in the new year as well as a potential marking boycott
Sustainable queens: Southampton officially 18th best in UK according to new uni rankings
And no it’s not because of the city’s rats
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Southampton is officially 12th best university in UK, according to new World Rankings
But do any of the other unis have Manzil’s though?
Freshers living in hotels after burst pipe ‘floods’ Unite Students accommodation
Videos show water gushing from the ceiling and down corridors
As a 2020 grad, I waited two years for my graduation ceremony – and it was a car crash
I love waiting for two years to not even have my name called out on stage x
A Russell Group uni isn’t reading out its grads’ names at graduation ceremonies this week
And the grads aren’t even getting a handshake on stage!!
Southampton student gives birth on the toilet without knowing she was pregnant
Phoebe KowhaiJess Davis thought she was just experiencing period pain
Stephen responds to Love Is Blind backlash by posting results of DNA ancestry test
Ellie RingHe’s exactly 13 per cent Sub-Saharan African
Omg, Lady Gaga is ‘in shock’ at Joker: Folie à Deux flopping and is gagging to move on
Harrison BrocklehurstApparently she’s eyeing up a role in the next Quentin Tarantino movie
P Diddy accused of threatening journalist in 1997, wanted her ‘dead in the trunk of a car’
Sofia AiraThe Vibe editor in chief made the claims in a New York Times article
An expert reveals exactly how far each MAFS UK 2024 couple will get in the experiment
Hayley SoenSome are quitting soon, whilst others will give us heartbreak at the final vows
Brett from Love Island is absolutely coming for Molly-Mae and her new brand Maebe
‘Seems like they’re just making fast fashion and changing the price tag’
From the Navy to the courtroom: Inside Marissa from Love Is Blind’s insane CV
She’s like the second coming of Bridget Mendler
Polly is selling her MAFS UK wedding dress, is this proof she’s no longer with Adam?!
She’s selling her iconic dinner party outfits too
These are the Oxbridge colleges stuffed with the most private school students in 2024
Claudia CoxJust avoid anything with the word ‘Trinity’ in
A critical and commercial flop, how did Joker: Folie à Deux get it so frustratingly wrong?
The most disappointing film of the year
Right, here’s how to use the viral Pika Art AI to crush, squish, inflate and cake your photos
Always wanted to see myself crushed by a hydraulic press tbf
Emma defends Caspar and pleads MAFS UK viewers to stop the ‘torrent of abuse’ towards him
‘What’s been given out is it is an edited show’
Erm, Orson was a ‘professional method actor’ for seven years before appearing on MAFS UK
He starred in a film alongside Alex Pettyfer and Luke Evans!
Um, we need to talk about the huge transformation Garrett has had since Love Is Blind
It’s giving the glow of someone who now has a wife
These are all the UK unis that have student pro-life societies in 2024
Students have started pro-life societies at three more UK unis this year
The Love Is Blind cast ranked by their red flags because there are just too many to count
I think we all know who’s topping this list
Richelle claims MAFS producers ‘fabricated’ Orson’s storyline and he was never cheated on
Richelle wrote that ‘going on national TV and fabricating a whole heartbreak is lame’
Feeling lucky? These are officially the easiest Oxbridge colleges to get into in 2024
May the odds be ever in your favour x
The MAFS UK 2024 couples and which 2023 couple they are most like, based on vibes
Caspar is just like Georges and I won’t hear different
‘When I’m with you, you’re the only girl’: Why Leo is the biggest Love Is Blind villain
I’d be flipping the sofa over if he’d told me ‘you were my number two’