There's Always That One Person Who…

You know those little things that people do that are REALLY ANNOYING? Well, here at The Soton Tab we love a good rant so I have compiled a list of some of the things people do that get on my nerves. 

There’s always that one person who…

1. Tries to use a Jesters card without a picture

Come on guys, if you’re not going to have a pic at least know that your drawing needs to have five colours.

2. Can’t work the library doors

The awkward two-steps-forward-one-step-back dance.

3. Needs to stop at an ATM

Same person, every time.

4. Tries to pass a Jesticle over your head 

This is impossible to do without spilling it, you don’t need a degree to work that out.

5. Sits on the mats in the gym texting 

This annoys me even more if you are super skinny.

6. Mocks your degree

Please tell me again how my degree is just colouring-in.

7. Invites you to loads of things on Facebook

You know who you are.

8. Gets stuck in the library turnstiles

**Fresher Alert* Fresher Alert**

9. Complains about how steep Church Lane is

Man up!

10. Leaves their shirt off way too long after Baywatch has finished

…Douche.

11. Brings up the North-South divide

Even I now know that the Midlands is actually a place.

12. Screenshots your Snap Chats 

I trusted you.

13. Takes hours to find their purse/wallet

Annoying at the bus stop, SUSU shop and any food/drink outlet.

14. Takes loads of selfies

A blonde’s favourite past time.

15. Tells you really old gossip

Mate, I read that on the Soton Tab ages ago.

Do you agree? Have we missed anything? Let me know in the comments.