21 Questions With… Rugby
Each week we’ll be introducing a member from one of Southampton’s AU clubs answering our quick fire questions. Ever wondered whether the stereotypes about rugby players were accurate? Are they […]
James DennisonEach week we’ll be introducing a member from one of Southampton’s AU clubs answering our quick fire questions.
Ever wondered whether the stereotypes about rugby players were accurate? Are they really the lager-swilling laddish louts they’re often made out to be? Well, now you can decide for yourself as we’ve managed to collar one of the University’s Rugby players for a quick round of 21 questions…
Name: Nathan Fitzpatrick
Degree programme: BSc Geography
Position in Club: Vice Club Captain
Worst Uni moment? Results days
Lash , Gash or Rugby Stash? Stash
Best chat up line? Hi, you’ll do
Abiding memory of freshers week? Singing to my toilet wall before passing out
Favourite Sobar toilet man saying? If it smells like chicken keep on lickin, smells like trout kick it out
Jesters or Sobar? Jesters
Blonde or Brunette? Brunette
Scarlett Johansson or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley? Scarlett Johansson
Shawshank or long wank? Shawshank
Soton Tab or Wessex Scene? Tab!
Team nickname? Wessex Rangers
Club’s best achievement? Being promoted to western 1a and staying there
How can our readers identify your club/team on a night out? Chinos, blue shirt and Wessex tie (no whimpy green armour)
Unusual fact about your club? We were founded in 1919
Trademark social? Father & sons social
When do you play? Wednesdays
Why should I join in no more than 15 words? We are a successful club who are ambitious and committed to succeeding together
One word to describe you? Keen
One word to describe Southampton? Boozay
One word to describe your club? Elite
Would you rather fight 12 horses the size of ducks or 1 duck the size of a horse? 12 horses the size of ducks
Interested in joining one of the University’s biggest and most popular clubs? Then take a look at their Facebook page or follow them on Twitter.
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