Train Your Man In Time For Valentine's Day!
Valentine’s Day is fast approaching which means you should get your man suitably trained, ready to shower you in money, gifts and love for the big consumer-fuelled ESSENTIAL day. if your man isn’t […]
Michelle DandoValentine’s Day is fast approaching which means you should get your man suitably trained, ready to shower you in money, gifts and love for the big consumer-fuelled ESSENTIAL day.
if your man isn’t up to scratch, have no fear because there are games at hand to help YOU correct your man. They can teach you when to perfect slapping your man for his wandering eyes, and when it’s right to electrocute him for being clumsy.
The Boyfriend Trainer:
This game is perfect for those nightmare boyfriends, who are under the impression they have free will! This game can help you train your boyfriend to know when it is right to change the TV channel (never), and that driving too fast WILL result in strangling. It allows you to train him like the dog he is. Click here to play.
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- The ESSENTIAL training game
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- Be careful as all the girls walk past.
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- Keep him under the thumb by giving him a slap!
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- Mess-ness should be outlawed!
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- Electrocute him and he’ll learn
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- How dare he knock something over!
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- The TV should ALWAYS show what you want to watch
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- Swat him like a fly as soon as he tries to watch snoozefest sport.
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- HIt him HARD!
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- Going on a drive should be like taking a dog for a walk.
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- As soon as he misbehaves give him a sharp tug.
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- If he fights back, SLAP HIM!
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- Be careful he doesn’t get away.
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- If you complete your training, you should have the PERFECT boyfriend!
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