VP Sports joins Vixens
VP Sports leaves Stags to join Vixens
Tom Steadman
Vp Sports gets into the mood as part of the new look vixens squad.
In pictures obtained by The Tab after some mild Facebook hacking (well we are a tabloid…..), we can reveal that current VP Sports Jonny Brooks is to join the Vixens for the rest of the season.
Jonny has been spotted wearing the t-shirt in and around university increasing rumours of his participation. They have needed to recruit more male participants following their failure to compete in the recent Varsity weekend when a risk of broken nails stopped play.
Jonny is well known as a key figure in the Stags American Football team and has previously displayed his dancing skills whilst on concourse during an election period as evidence below proves.
When asked for a quote he had this to say:
I really wanted to be a cheerleader for a long time. It’s a life ambition and I’m pleased to have achieved it. People used to mock me when I used to practice in front of the mirror and they’d tell me I didn’t have the figure for it but I showed them
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VP Sports leaves Stags to join Vixens
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