Southampton gets its own Downfall parody!
A Berlin Bunker comes to Southampton.
Tom SteadmanIt finally happened, after a flurry of Downfall parodies last year on any subject that could possibly be thought up, there is finally one for Southampton!
Casting the Vice Chancellor as Hitler it covers the creation of the Southampton Meme page previously mentioned here on The Tab!
I must be honest and say it made me chuckle, a lot of the Downfall parodies had become stale and repetitive, but this was obviously done by someone with a great sense of humour and deserves a watch!
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