…72 Days Later

This week the world was greeted by the shocking news that Kim Kardashian and her B-baller husband Kris Humphries were getting a divorce. This personally caused myself great anguish and […]


This week the world was greeted by the shocking news that Kim Kardashian and her B-baller husband Kris Humphries were getting a divorce. This personally caused myself great anguish and I had to have the day off doing any university work just to cope with the news. The union lasted an epic 72 days; what with the wedding ‘reportedly’ raking in $18m in endorsements and sponsorship deals it roughly equates to $250 000 a day. However, Kim K is vehemently denying any profit was made, a claim that has been supported by her ‘momager’ Kris Jenner. Where all this money has gone is anyone’s guess, but I am going to suggest Kim is hiding it in her sizeable arse.

A few eyebrows have obviously been raised as to the legitimacy of this union. Twitter has been alive with the outrage of shocked fans feeling they have been duped into another Kardashian money making scheme. I am a Keeping Up With the Kardashians fan and must admit I thought Kris Humphries was a massive imbecile and was unsure why anyone would willingly marry him. The cracks in their relationship were apparent before the wedding. Kim this week had admitted in post-filing statement: “ I got caught up with the hoopla and the filming of the TV show that when I probably should have ended my relationship, I didn’t know how to and didn’t want to disappoint a lot of people.”

This isn’t the first time that Kim has been wrapped in a ‘is it a real? Is it not?’ controversy, I think it is fair to say the statement has probably dogged most of her life. Her bum is definitely the main element in her triple threat, and is probably the biggest derriere in Hollywood. Those who have been lucky enough to see her sex tape with Ray J (of ‘One Wish’ fame) will know that it has almost mythical qualities. Yet apparently that is also real, and she even had a scan to back it up.

So with all the ‘Khaos’ of the divorce, and Kim jetting back from Australia early and claiming ‘she married for love’ and Kris wisely not saying anything what is to become of the world dominating Kardashian brand? Could this be the beginning of the end? It remains to be seen whether Kim’s impeccable reputation will be damaged, however with Kris Jenner at the helm, I am pretty sure they will ride the storm. If they do not, and E! stops repeating KUWTK all day, every day I might have to do my work, and that would be awful for my career prospects.