21 Questions with…

Each week we will be interviewing/throwing absurd questions at members of our Athletic Union. This week we spoke to…

Name: Beresford Guy Yirrell (Berry)

Degree programme: English

Position in Club: 1XV Captain of Southampton University Rugby Football Club, Social Sec

Favourite moment at university: Rugby initiation

Worst Uni moment: Rugby initiation

If you had to go on a social with another team who would it be?: The Pool team

Why?: Challenge all the pub locals at a game of pool and clean the house out

How can our readers identify you on a night out?: I’m the absolute hound-necking anything and everything

Jesters or Sobar: Sobar

Nandos or Roosters: Nandos; anyone who answers different should be sectioned

Tariq Manzils or Tandoori Manzils: Tariq, “just put it on my tab”

Have you ever performed a WWF-esque manoeuvre on a relative or close friend?: There aren’t many in my family who I haven’t peoples elbowed!

Person in the world you’d least want to fight: Niall Macwatt

Lash , Gash or Rugby Stash? Why do they have to be mutually exclusive?

In a sentence comprised of singular words, what is your ideal night out? Lash, Gash and Niall Macwatt

Do you sleep with your hand under the pillow to get the cold bits? No, I hold an ear in one hand and a handful of dead wasps in the other

Library or Lecture: Neither

Shawshank or long wank: Shaw-wank

If you had a pet goat what would you call it? Master Rao

How would you design a spice rack for a blind person? With difficulty

Unusual fact: Unicorn blood does not actually give immortality if one drinks it

Who closes the door when the bus drivers get off? The Driver’s Unicorn

One word to describe the England rugby team: Imported

One word to describe the Uni rugby team: Misanthropists

And Finally…

Would you rather fight 12 horses the size of ducks or 1 duck the size of a horse? Definitely the duck the size of a horse

SURFC– unicorns of any age welcome!