Vodka Jacket Gives Man Superpowers
Remember that ball shrinkingly, nipple poppingly freezing period before Christmas when the only way to keep warm was to burn copies of the Wessex Scene? It wasn’t much fun, was […]
Remember that ball shrinkingly, nipple poppingly freezing period before Christmas when the only way to keep warm was to burn copies of the Wessex Scene? It wasn’t much fun, was it? Well, this chap would beg to differ. Fuelled by what we can only assume is bucket loads of Aldi vodka, he has decided that the best way to prove his manhood (and stupidity) is by frolicking around on an iced up lake wearing very little clothing. Utterly bonkers- and when he decides to go UNDER the ice I guarantee you will shiver. If he’s this used to the cold I’m wondering what happens when he has to deal with normal temperatures. Does he sit in a fridge all summer or something?
I had to have a very hot cup of tea after this one.
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