The coronavirus pandemic as told by 20 Sheffessions
We were so clueless in March
Yzabelle Bostyn
1. Are they still waiting in Bar One 10 months later?
2. Whilst everyone was trapped indoors, Sheffield’s nature began to thrive…
3. A couple of months in and panic masters took on a whole new meaning
4. Everyone decided they were Usain Bolt and tagged all their friends in the 5k challenge, only to never run again.
5. Admit it, we were all there
6. Who knew that rona is ineffective both at Nandos AND one night stands?
7. If we take online uni and strikes into account, students have had about -7896 contact hours in 2020.
8. If the running doesn’t work out why not try a breakup?
9. Freshers 2020 really hit different as people were forced to resort to CODE.
10. So that’s what happened to the people who normally sell Pop Tarts tickets
11. Retrain, rethink, reboot.
12. If 2020 was a building
13. The words breakout rooms alone are tear inducing
14. Remember when we all went back to campus and then local lockdown was announced a week later?
15. But there were some silver linings…
16. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
17. Ah, the good old days.
18. Apparently eating out didn’t really help out?
19. Everyone developed a TikTok addiction to keep them entertained
20. Lockdown 2 left us all reminiscing about night outs
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Will BaileyIt’s the first occupation of the academic year
Sheffield Hallam University calls off UCU strikes for the first week back
The move was announced in an email to students
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The new dates fall at the end of September
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The chaos could have impacted his place on Hallam’s photography course
University of Sheffield is the best uni in the country, according to students
Sheffield Hallam didn’t fare as well
Self Esteem headlines cast of Sheffield stars receiving honorary degrees from the uni
‘It’s completely pointless to think you’re anything other than the absolute tits’
University of Sheffield staff warn students could be affected as external examiners drafted in
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Lia Freeman70 final year students will receive the one-off payment as ‘a gesture of goodwill’
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‘I wouldn’t say he’s a friend’
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They’re actually too wholesome
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‘I think it’s a real, real shame, because it shows that they haven’t watched the show properly’
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‘We’ve got a Swift half pint on the menu, which people can get for free if they sing a Taylor lyric’
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They’re in their own little bubble
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‘He’s only staying with Tori because he’s backed into a corner’
Ben slams Ellie for being ‘vindictive’ on MAFS and claims she’s with Jono for ‘publicity’
‘She always played the victim’
Cast member Ben claims MAFS Australia 2024 producers mocked and ‘criticised’ his ADHD
‘I didn’t sign up to be taken advantage of through my mental health’
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I can’t believe she’s not actually Scottish
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