We can accurately guess what you got for your birthday from this Sheff-related quiz

It’s what you’ve all been waiting for

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a scientifically-proven and statistically-based test which will enable us to delve deep into the heart and soul of you really are.

A quiz that differentiates between the Tank-goers and the stay-at-homers, the Arctic Monkeys fanatics and the Girls Aloud fanboys.

A quiz that recognises the John’s Van fans from the classic Spoons lads, and a quiz that cuts apart the IC workaholics from the mere caffeine-addicts.

Finally, a meaningful Tab quiz.

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