We can accurately guess what you got for your birthday from this Sheff-related quiz
It’s what you’ve all been waiting for
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a scientifically-proven and statistically-based test which will enable us to delve deep into the heart and soul of you really are.
A quiz that differentiates between the Tank-goers and the stay-at-homers, the Arctic Monkeys fanatics and the Girls Aloud fanboys.
A quiz that recognises the John’s Van fans from the classic Spoons lads, and a quiz that cuts apart the IC workaholics from the mere caffeine-addicts.
Finally, a meaningful Tab quiz.
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And it’s only day three of the new term…
It’s an increase from yesterday
Don’t worry Sheff students, Christmas isn’t ruined yet
Spoiler: It was quite disappointing
But the uni has already asked all students to come back
‘It might make students feel lonely’
A uni panel upheld their complaints
Of course we had to try it out
Sorry Hallam, you’re still very far behind
Fear not freshers, all is not lost
Can 2020 just end already?
You know you want to
‘Jacob was the light of our life and we have been devastated by his loss’
Residents say the noise has reached ‘intolerable’ levels
The fundraiser is part of the #saveourvenues initiative
What a waste of money
It’s one of more than 20 unis and charities affected
Imagine living next to this monstrosity
They’re having to find out about cases through group chats instead
Pour one out for the Edi students surviving on coleslaw sandwiches
It’s the one uni ranking you don’t want to be top of
The documentary about the 2018 case has been released today
STOP what you’re doing and watch this video now
Students stress ‘mental health comes first’
‘I’ve only seen two people in two weeks’
I just wanna be Katherine Ryan in The Duchess
Selling Sunset hole in your life = filled
£9,250 to sit in my room all day feels like a bitttt of a scam?
It’s worth £1.2million
She was eliminated from Dancing With The Stars last night 🙁
Wait, they’re actually going to let us leave??
Raging if I don’t get Kierstan
Also Henry Cavill as Sherlock. That’s all
Nicky from the autism episode went to college!
This man must be protected at all costs
He kinda looks a bit like Kem
Take it from us, the actual students