Sheffield Clubbers of the Week: 2 Ds and a Swimming Badge Edition
HALLAM HALLAM HALLAM
This weekend, a plague of Hallam students descended on the city, swarming to every available club, leaving a trail of whitey and and used condoms in their wake.
They come from far and wide. Girls who were, once upon a time, quiet and reserved, now harbour increasingly frequent ket habits and an aggressive dependency on cheap spirits to get fucked up, emerging from their halls at the end of the week transformed into fully fledged university students.
I think, what I am really trying to get at is, for good or bad, no student emerges from their first week at uni the same. It could almost be called poetic.
Confusingly, I was stopped in the street by a man from BBC Sheffield, to ask me about the drinking culture amongst young people, which apparently is declining. Well, if this week's article is anything to go by, he is clearly chatting shit.
Striptease of the Week
Didn't Get the Memo of the Week
The Definitely Not Going to Work Tomorrow the Week
Small People Being Mistreated of the Week
Out of Place Guy of the Week
Post Striptease Photo of the Week
Preoccupied Friend of the Week
Mad Shit Going on at Corp of the Week
Cool Candid Photo of the Week
Sudden Dramatic Realisation of the Week
Impressive Gurn of the Week
Weirdo in a Balaclava of the Week
Bromance of the Week
Fellow Tab Writer of the Week
DJ Crowd-Surfing in a Duck of the Week.
All photos taken from respective club Facebook pages.