Sheffield Clubbers of the Week – It’s Nice to be Nice Edition
Only wholesome content here
Oliver JonesSo, it's Tuesday, it's half past 6 and to be truthful with you ladies and gents, I've fucked it. Fucked it up harder than Bill Clinton and Tiger Woods rolled into one. Indeed, as the leader of the 'Free World' would put it. I have fucked it up "bigly".
In my infinite wisdom, I have left myself a very limited window of opportunity in my busy (insert sarcasm) social schedule during which I can write this article.
So now I come to you, sweating away like Hallam's head office when they heard the possibility of more staff strikes. Don't want fair pay and job security affecting those massive profit margins, do we?
In honour of my own stupidity, this week's effort will be a purer, more wholesome approach to Clubbers of the Week. No longer will shit Dele Alli celebrations be ridiculed, instead their 'uniqueness' will be applauded. So, for the first time in a Tab article, I find myself actively trying to create a better world. Knighthood incoming.
Nicest Hand Gesture of the Week
Fuck you too mate.
Nicest Group of Obviously Sober Lads of the Week
Yes, completely sober, nothing to see here.
Nicest Looking Bouncer of the Week
Corp's nice bouncers are yet to rival Leadmill for the title of nicest of nice bouncers.
Nicest Couple of the Week
At least, I hope they are a couple?
Nicest What the Fuck is Going on Here of the Week
I have so many questions.
Nicest Generic Photo from Crystal of the Week
Yes Crystal, photos like this do not make me want to come to your shitty club any more than usual.
The Best Ever Photobooth Photos, NICE!
How can you manage to take 4 photos so awful but different at the same time.
Nicest Coordinated Outfits of the Week
This is errrrr nice.
Nicest Break Up Photo of the Week
This photo leaves me wanting to know so much more.
Nicest Candid of the Week
Yea back to rinsing everyone next week being nice is no fun.
Hallam students organise fundraising events to raise money for Sheffield charities
Amy VarleyThey aim to raise another £20,000 for Sheffield charities as part of a final year module
University of Sheffield and Sheffield Hallam University to merge from September 2024
Francesca EkeThe two universities will now become one known as ‘Sheffield Universities’
Sheffield student stuck in Gaza starts GoFundMe
Max BoothSaid Zaaneen and his family have been trying to leave Gaza for the last several months.
University of Sheffield is the best university in the UK, according to students
It placed at top of the Russell Group in a survey that gathered feedback from more than 335,000 students
Sheffield Hallam offers academic staff voluntary severance scheme amid financial struggles
Any of the 1,700 staff who chose to accept will have to leave by 29th February 2024 at the latest
University of Sheffield celebrate opening of The Wave with cake from GBBO winner academic
The university academic Dr Rahul Mandal won the show in 2018
University of Sheffield students crash new building opening in support of Palestine
The group was protesting the university’s arms trade links
University of Sheffield’s Palestine society holds protest in Sheffield city centre
The protest was jointly organised by the University of Sheffield’s Palestine society and Sheffield Palestine solidarity campaign
Sheffield students resume campus occupations to protest university’s arms industry links
Will BaileyIt’s the first occupation of the academic year
Sheffield Hallam University calls off UCU strikes for the first week back
The move was announced in an email to students
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We’re having two open meetings on the 25th and 28th of September
University of Sheffield moves up rankings to 18th in UK, according to new league table
The university also ranked in the top five for eight subjects
Five days of strikes to hit both Sheffield universities for the start of term
The new dates fall at the end of September
Future Hallam student was left ‘in limbo’ after being told his grades were lost
The chaos could have impacted his place on Hallam’s photography course
University of Sheffield is the best uni in the country, according to students
Sheffield Hallam didn’t fare as well
Self Esteem headlines cast of Sheffield stars receiving honorary degrees from the uni
‘It’s completely pointless to think you’re anything other than the absolute tits’
University of Sheffield staff warn students could be affected as external examiners drafted in
14 members of staff from the University of Sheffield’s urban studies and planning department signed a letter
Sheffield University is giving £500 to students who are graduating without all their marks
Lia Freeman70 final year students will receive the one-off payment as ‘a gesture of goodwill’
Sheffield universities working with council to tackle rubbish from students moving out
Temporary additional waste collections are in place for 8000 properties
Everything Jack O’Connell has been up to since breaking all our hearts as Cook in Skins
Rebecca MurphyHe’s now starring in the new Amy Winehouse biopic Back To Black
From absolute legends to losers, the definitive ranking of Coachella’s biggest headliners
Aaron EdwardsThere’s been the best of shows, there’s been the worst of shows
Emily Smith
Tori has finally spilled what her friendship status is now with the other MAFS Australia girls
Harrison Brocklehurst‘What those girls did to me was not friendship’
Madeleine complains that her MAFS Australia edit made her look like a ‘batsh*t crazy b*tch’
The psychic medium said that producers ‘pushed on a relationship topic that she didn’t want to go into’
MAFS Australia bride says groom broke up with her ‘out of the blue’ and won’t reply to her
‘He won’t reply to me. He hasn’t replied’
A body language expert says Jack and Tori are lying about having sex on MAFS Australia
‘Do I think they had proper sex? No’
Everything Eden and Jayden have been up to since their messy run on MAFS Australia
Apparently they broke up FOUR TIMES after filming finished
This is why everyone thinks Taylor Swift’s song thanK you aIMee is about Kim Kardashian
The title literally spells out KIM!!
All the savage Matty Healy lyrics Taylor Swift sings on The Tortured Poets Department
‘They shake their heads and say God help her when I tell them he’s my man’
Richard Gadd speaks about how similar Baby Reindeer’s Martha actually is to his real stalker
Phoebe KowhaiShe did actually send him over 41,071 emails and leave 350 hours of voicemails
Student at £43,000 a year private school ‘smashed the skulls’ of two students with hammer
The 17-year-old also tried to kill a teacher in ‘horrific attack’
Ellie Ring
What have Timothy and Lucinda been up to since their MAFS Australia 2024 homestay fight?
They’re still besties!
Here’s where to watch Richard Gadd next if you’re obsessed with Netflix’s Baby Reindeer
He’s in a police show with Stephen Graham!
Digs at Davide to Lorraine Kelly drama: What Ekin-Su has been up to since Celeb Big Brother
Iona MacRobertShe’s been in the headlines a lot lately
After their tense homestay, are Jack and Tori still together after MAFS Australia 2024?
I need answers immediately
Yikes! A snippet of Taylor Swift’s new album has allegedly leaked and people are SLATING it
‘We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist’ is an actual lyric
Inside the life of Walton Goggins, the Fallout ghoul everyone is weirdly crushing on
Lily ColdstreamYes, it’s possible to thirst after a man who looks like a carved pumpkin