Sheffield Clubbers of the Week – It’s Nice to be Nice Edition
Only wholesome content here
So, it's Tuesday, it's half past 6 and to be truthful with you ladies and gents, I've fucked it. Fucked it up harder than Bill Clinton and Tiger Woods rolled into one. Indeed, as the leader of the 'Free World' would put it. I have fucked it up "bigly".
In my infinite wisdom, I have left myself a very limited window of opportunity in my busy (insert sarcasm) social schedule during which I can write this article.
So now I come to you, sweating away like Hallam's head office when they heard the possibility of more staff strikes. Don't want fair pay and job security affecting those massive profit margins, do we?
In honour of my own stupidity, this week's effort will be a purer, more wholesome approach to Clubbers of the Week. No longer will shit Dele Alli celebrations be ridiculed, instead their 'uniqueness' will be applauded. So, for the first time in a Tab article, I find myself actively trying to create a better world. Knighthood incoming.
Nicest Hand Gesture of the Week
Nicest Group of Obviously Sober Lads of the Week
Nicest Looking Bouncer of the Week
Nicest Couple of the Week
Nicest What the Fuck is Going on Here of the Week
Nicest Generic Photo from Crystal of the Week
The Best Ever Photobooth Photos, NICE!
Nicest Coordinated Outfits of the Week
Nicest Break Up Photo of the Week
Nicest Candid of the Week
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