Sheffield Clubbers of the Week: Shouldn’t You Be Revising?
The impending doom of exams
Dan BurnsIt was the best of times, it was the worst of times. "Are you working hard for your exams?", your Mum will ask you. "Yes, Mum," you will lie. You are half a bottle of Echo Falls down and you are getting ready to go out. Who needs a 2:1 when you can have blue pints? I mean, you probably do need a 2:1, but I can't caption that.
So here you have it, this week's clubbers of the week, as brought to you by someone who should be revising, for people who should be revising.
When you open the exam paper and it's got nothing to do with what you revised
Cut me and I'll bleed Club Tropicana
"New Arctic Monkeys is shit mate, they should do more songs like Not Nineteen Forever"
Bouncer of the week
Haha no Infinity War spoilers guys
When someone asks you how your revision is going and you try to act cool about it
Arctic Monkeys' one remaining fan, apparently
Boysies
When it's an open book exam
Photos courtesy of Code, Leadmill, and Corp
Xero
Confirmed: Both Sheffield universities to be hit by UCU marking boycott from today
Amy VarleyThe action calls for the boycott of all marking and assessment duties
Applications for The Sheffield Tab’s editorial team are now OPEN!
We’re recruiting a News Editor, Features Editor, and Social Media Editor
University of Sheffield paid private investigators £40,000 to look into student occupations
Phoebe KowhaiThe university has justified its actions by claiming other institutions do the same
Love Island winner Kai returning to Sheffield Hallam to teach an actual Love Island module
Kai got one of his three degrees at Hallam
Student left ‘suicidal’ after Sheffield hired private investigator to look into occupations
Students occupied The Diamond earlier this year to protest the uni’s link with arms companies
Sheffield students are occupying The Octagon in solidarity with striking university staff
And for some reason they’re wearing hazmat suits
Former Hallam lecturer suspended for praising terrorists is raising money to sue the uni
Shahd Abusalama claims she was ‘hounded out’ for being Palestinian
Revealed: Here are the dates for the 18 days of strike action at Sheffield universities
Sheffield students will have only nine days of teaching in February
Confirmed: The first day of strikes at Sheffield Uni and Sheffield Hallam is in two weeks
Strikes will begin on February 1st
Freya Brown
Staff at both Uni of Sheffield and Sheffield Hallam set to strike for 18 days before Easter
Over 70,000 staff at 150 universities will be striking
Sheffield gay club Queer Junction announces closure after rise in reports of violence
The venue has one of the highest number of crimes in the city
Meet all the candidates hoping to be Sheffield Central’s next Labour MP
Max BoothYes, that is the actual Eddie Izzard
Student occupiers claim they were ‘locked’ in The Hicks Building by university security
The students say they are exploring legal action for their alleged unlawful imprisonment
Sheffield students occupied The Hicks Building in solidarity with striking lecturers
This is the second time Sheffield Action Group has occupied a university building this year
Sheffield students disrupt careers fair to protest the university’s ties to arms companies
Sheffield Action Group said it will target all careers fairs until all ties are cut
Police looking for pair dressed as Batman and Joker after three men attacked in city centre
The 18-year-olds were attacked whilst leaving Stein Haus
Randomly, Sheffield Hallam University is opening a new campus in London
The TabThe campus is planned to open in 2025
University of Sheffield and Sheffield Hallam lecturers will be striking for three days this month
Strikes will be held on the 24th, 25th and 30th November
University of Sheffield has announced the support its giving for the cost of living crisis
Eligible students can get up to £150!
So, who from season nine of MAFS Australia are actually still friends?
Katelyn MensahThere have been boxing matches left, right and centre
Hayley Soen
Alyssa admits why she kept saying ‘my child’ on Married at First Sight Australia
There is a lot viewers didn’t see
Black veils and a TV crew: Inside Olivia Attwood’s funeral themed hen do
It’s okay Liv, I know my invite got lost in the post x
Shannon finally reveals why he wrote ‘stay’ at the commitment ceremony on MAFS Australia
I guess now it makes sense…
Um guys, Love Island’s Coco is reportedly dating DJ Joel Corry
What in the multiverse of madness is going on?!
There’s another cosy video of Tom and Samie and everyone’s sure they’re back together
In the clip, a friend is sarcastically saying ‘they’re friends now, they’re friends’
Maura Higgins left ‘shaken’ after masked men attempted to break into her home
‘Maura is upping security on her car and at her home’
The full relationship timeline of Chrishell Stause and G Flip, from music videos to marriage
Izzy SchifanoThey go on double dates with Jason and Marie-Lou!
eBay is asking viewers to list their pre-loved clothes and they could be worn on Love Island
Listing my entire wardrobe ASAP
This British TikTok group are everywhere rn, so here’s a brief history of all their controversies
Georgia MooneyMax Balegde carrying this group’s drama on his back I see
Brilliant, the government’s new rent reform bill is going to cause total chaos for students
Lydia Spencer-ElliottAs if finding somewhere to live wasn’t hard enough
A comprehensive rundown of Jason Oppenheim’s dating history
Yes, they’re all real estate agents and models
A deep dive into Kendall Jenner’s award-winning tequila business 818
Brb, just popping to Selfridges to buy a bottle x
‘Do you guys ever think about dying?’: The best unhinged memes from Greta Gerwig’s Barbie trailer
I simply can’t wait until July for this film to be released
Every cast member who has dramatically quit Selling Sunset, and their reasons why
Bring back Christine!
An Indian restaurant in Sunderland has shared Beyoncé’s takeaway curry order and I’m obsessed
Our girl loves a chicken bhuna
Here’s what the Kardashian sisters have said about why they use surrogates
Khloe said she felt ‘really guilty’ when her son was born
