Sheffield Clubbers of the Week: Shouldn’t You Be Revising?
The impending doom of exams
Dan BurnsIt was the best of times, it was the worst of times. "Are you working hard for your exams?", your Mum will ask you. "Yes, Mum," you will lie. You are half a bottle of Echo Falls down and you are getting ready to go out. Who needs a 2:1 when you can have blue pints? I mean, you probably do need a 2:1, but I can't caption that.
So here you have it, this week's clubbers of the week, as brought to you by someone who should be revising, for people who should be revising.
When you open the exam paper and it's got nothing to do with what you revised
Cut me and I'll bleed Club Tropicana
"New Arctic Monkeys is shit mate, they should do more songs like Not Nineteen Forever"
Bouncer of the week
Haha no Infinity War spoilers guys
When someone asks you how your revision is going and you try to act cool about it
Arctic Monkeys' one remaining fan, apparently
Boysies
When it's an open book exam
Photos courtesy of Code, Leadmill, and Corp
Forget Tinder, this note of a guy trying to pull on a Sheffield bench has everyone weeping
Emily SmithNew pulling technique? Sorted
Hallam students organise fundraising events to raise money for Sheffield charities
Amy VarleyThey aim to raise another £20,000 for Sheffield charities as part of a final year module
University of Sheffield and Sheffield Hallam University to merge from September 2024
Phoebe KowhaiThe two universities will now become one known as ‘Sheffield Universities’
Sheffield student stuck in Gaza starts GoFundMe
Max BoothSaid Zaaneen and his family have been trying to leave Gaza for the last several months.
University of Sheffield is the best university in the UK, according to students
It placed at top of the Russell Group in a survey that gathered feedback from more than 335,000 students
Sheffield Hallam offers academic staff voluntary severance scheme amid financial struggles
Any of the 1,700 staff who chose to accept will have to leave by 29th February 2024 at the latest
University of Sheffield celebrate opening of The Wave with cake from GBBO winner academic
The university academic Dr Rahul Mandal won the show in 2018
University of Sheffield students crash new building opening in support of Palestine
The group was protesting the university’s arms trade links
University of Sheffield’s Palestine society holds protest in Sheffield city centre
The protest was jointly organised by the University of Sheffield’s Palestine society and Sheffield Palestine solidarity campaign
Sheffield students resume campus occupations to protest university’s arms industry links
Will BaileyIt’s the first occupation of the academic year
Sheffield Hallam University calls off UCU strikes for the first week back
The move was announced in an email to students
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We’re having two open meetings on the 25th and 28th of September
University of Sheffield moves up rankings to 18th in UK, according to new league table
The university also ranked in the top five for eight subjects
Five days of strikes to hit both Sheffield universities for the start of term
The new dates fall at the end of September
Future Hallam student was left ‘in limbo’ after being told his grades were lost
The chaos could have impacted his place on Hallam’s photography course
University of Sheffield is the best uni in the country, according to students
Sheffield Hallam didn’t fare as well
Self Esteem headlines cast of Sheffield stars receiving honorary degrees from the uni
‘It’s completely pointless to think you’re anything other than the absolute tits’
University of Sheffield staff warn students could be affected as external examiners drafted in
14 members of staff from the University of Sheffield’s urban studies and planning department signed a letter
Sheffield University is giving £500 to students who are graduating without all their marks
Lia Freeman70 final year students will receive the one-off payment as ‘a gesture of goodwill’
A look inside the wholesome life of Jessica Gunning who carried Baby Reindeer as Martha
Francesca EkeI can’t believe she’s not actually Scottish
No ifs, no buts: These are the absolute WORST episodes of Black Mirror ever
Harrison BrocklehurstBlack Mirror episode idea: Me being forced to watch these on loop
Inside the wild transformations of the Buffy cast, from the first episode to now
Sarah Michelle Gellar my ageless queen!
What have raunchy lovebirds Ridge and Jade been up since MAFS Australia 2024?
Ellie RingNot him getting her name tattooed on his back
Everyone’s wondering if Baby Reindeer’s on stage breakdown was real, so here’s what happened
Donny opened up about the sexual assault he had experienced whilst performing stand up
One MAFS Australia 2024 groom who made it to final vows has already got a new girlfriend
And apparently they dated before the show?!
Man falsely accused of being Darrien from Baby Reindeer has launched police investigation
He has involved police due to ‘defamatory, abusive and threatening posts’ against him
‘I love the surprise’: Richard Gadd has spoken about why he chose THAT Baby Reindeer ending
‘It was the most truthful scene of the entire show’
Are Jono and Lauren still together after his MAFS Australia 2024 texting scandal?
It’s not looking good for the couple
Eden cashes in on MAFS Australia 2024 fame as she signs with influencer talent management
Lucinda has also joined the same management as Tahnee Cook
Forget Tinder, this note of a guy trying to pull on a Sheffield bench has everyone weeping
New pulling technique? Sorted
From Kerry Katona to Shakira: Inside Lucien Laviscount’s unexpected dating history
Suchismita GhoshShakira is a plot twist no one saw coming
Ben reveals he always suspected something ‘fishy’ was going on between Jono & Ellie on MAFS
‘I saw the way they looked at each other from the start’
Bronte speaks out against MAFS Australia and says show offers no support to the cast
‘During filming, I was distraught’
The cunning real reason why Tori decided to expose Jono’s texts on MAFS Australia 2024
She was apparently ‘elated’ when she found out
Richard Gadd asks Baby Reindeer fans to stop ‘speculating’ on who the real people could be
‘That’s not the point of our show’
Ella Ding dropped some brutal shade towards Jayden from MAFS Australia on Eden’s TikTok
Long live her Eynaud brothers vendetta!
Meeting at 19 to kids at 20, inside Aaron and Sam Taylor-Johnson’s age gap relationship
Lily ColdstreamMovies, music videos, and marriage