Sheffield Clubbers of the Week: Shouldn’t You Be Revising?
The impending doom of exams
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. "Are you working hard for your exams?", your Mum will ask you. "Yes, Mum," you will lie. You are half a bottle of Echo Falls down and you are getting ready to go out. Who needs a 2:1 when you can have blue pints? I mean, you probably do need a 2:1, but I can't caption that.
So here you have it, this week's clubbers of the week, as brought to you by someone who should be revising, for people who should be revising.
When you open the exam paper and it's got nothing to do with what you revised
Cut me and I'll bleed Club Tropicana
"New Arctic Monkeys is shit mate, they should do more songs like Not Nineteen Forever"
Bouncer of the week
Haha no Infinity War spoilers guys
When someone asks you how your revision is going and you try to act cool about it
Arctic Monkeys' one remaining fan, apparently
When it's an open book exam
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