Dear Dan… Episode 3

The chicken at the Broomhill Friery is not Halal.


Broomhill’s very own font of wisdom is back for a third time; this week Dan Bean shares his wise words on people, perves and politics with The Tab.

Dear Dan,

I am currently being romantically involved with this girl but she has a psychopathic boyfriend who she’s promised to leave for me, but hasn’t yet. What should I do? Sam

Hey Sam, If I was you i would leave it, remember there is three billion women on this planet and only one of you!

Dear Dan,

 There’s this really creepy guy that keeps messaging me on Facebook. I’ve only seen him a few times on nights out but he wants to meet up and won’t stop asking. Apparently he does this to a lot of girls, and I really don’t want to meet up with him, what should I do? Laura

Dear Laura. Best solution is to block him on Facebook, then if your on a night out with your girls, call him a perve and he will leave you alone.

Dear Dan,

 I always finish too soon when I have sex. This is weird because, when it comes to essay writing, I’m a notorious procrastinator. What should I do? ThanksAlex

Hey Alex. This finishing soon in sex is not an issue, it’s if you can’t finish at all that’s the problem. If you don’t want your girl to leave you, wait in bed with her and have sex more than once per day if you’re only lasting a couple of minutes pal.

Dan Bean- Sexpert

Hi Dan

I really like this girl in my lecture but unfortunately she has a boyfriend. How can I break them up so I can be with her? ThanksJerome

Dear Jerome. I wouldn’t try and split them up. That’s bad.

Dear Dan,

I love my boyfriend to bits, but I’m worried he’s a bit right-wing. What should I do? Natasha

If you love him let him be the person he is. There are 7 billion people on this planet , all with different beliefs and not one all think the same. You should try to let people be free to choose there opinions. 

Dear Dan,

 The other day, my girlfriend asked me whether her dress looked okay. It didn’t look okay but I said yes anyway. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. Is it better to be honest? Ash

I think you did the right thing Ash. It’s nice to be nice. verbally upsetting people can affect them for life, so it’s always nice to say positive stuff.

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