VIDEO: Uni Vice Chancellor shows great generosity.

Sheffield Uni VC’s bizarre bid to raise morale caught on camera.


In disturbing scenes reminiscent of Wolf of Wall Street, Uni Vice Chancellor Sir Keith Burnett has been spotted ‘Making it Rain’ on campus as well as accepting unwieldy cardboard cheques in public, presumably to raise morale.

The surprise move comes after the Vice Chancellor was slammed by Unison for accepting a 39% pay rise whilst their members were offered a meagre 1%.

Following the university’s decision not to reimburse students for teaching time lost due to strike action, the new injection of capital onto the concourse, union and various uni buildings is bound to be welcomed.

Closer inspection reveals that the video is a stunt by student activists acting under the banner of “Sheffield Strikes Back” to celebrate Sir Keith’s £105, 000 pay rise.

Students shouldn’t be concerned, however, as one unnamed reveller comments, “What’s the strike about? We’re all millionaires!”, a sure sign that everything’s going to be ok.