
Clubbers of the Week: Election Night Special
Featuring a guy dressed as Donald Trump
It’s here, the round up of all the best clubbers in the SU from Friday’s Election night! It’s like a drunk version of Where’s Wally – are you in here?
Best Fancy Dress clubbers:
Edgiest clubbers:
Best “Where’s the camera?” clubbers:
Best Donald Trump Impersonator:
Best clubbers trying to look hard holding the free crisps:
Clubber who looks the most excited with their VKs:
Best white guy dab:
Best selfie attempt with a minor celebrity:
Best lad who accidentally found himself on a gal’s night:
Best group shot:
Waviest garms (by Egham’s standards):
Clubber with the best ‘drunk eyes’:
Best dance moves:
Most sensible group photo:
Most serious couple:
Most blissful clubber:
Most terrifying clubber:
The clubbers who were not at all ashamed of raiding the CU stand:
Clubbers with the best poses:

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